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It's a dirty job but someones got to do it.

Isn't that what Sarah said when she aimed the axe between your legs? <_<

EDIT:- I'm missing out words again!

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Isn't that what Sarah said when aimed the axe between your legs? <_<

Ignore

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If you are looking for conformists you have come to the wrong place.

Red pill/blue pill?

Hpc says "cram em up your ass."

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What can I say - life is failure.

The soul only seeks the experience, whatever that may be.

The ego applies the labels to a seemingly meaningless existence.

Another obscure joke falls flat on its ar5e.

Must we take it in turns? :(

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The soul only seeks the experience, whatever that may be.

The ego applies the labels to a seemingly meaningless existence.

Must we take it in turns? :(

stuart lawz buyz soulz, in exchange for houze prize rizez

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Why?

goldman sacks says....I have in my hand , a piece of paper......

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What can I say - life is failure.

How do we know life really exists ?

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Where d'you manage to get a photo of my estate agent from!

oi, thats MY estate agent!

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Vel futurus etiam iam emptoris vel conductoris?

Sweet Jesus, apr is at it again!

Brother if you knew how often I used to get the belt for not doing my Latin homework ...........

actually most of the time it was for being downright cheeky...

& I had plenty of warnings,

but could never resist the challenge.

Oh to be be buying a ????? ----

& talking of oh, what was the point of this thread please? -

The mighty Elizabeth alluded to scenes of an unmentionable nature elsewhere.

So what have I missed? -- Please :)

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Should I buy or should I rent?

7/10 - as I was quite close to it :)

The answer is of course........fanfare:- Neither. You should be buying a truck-like motorhome & getting out of Britain.

I keep saying this but no-one listens :(

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