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I run a small mortgage broking business, every now and then I like to post up conversations I have with potenial clients

******kwit: Hi I need a BTL mortgage for £320,000

Me: Ok Sir do you have a 25% deposit

******kwit eh 25% oh eh, right 25% you sAY

Me: yes sir minimum 25% depsosit + arrangement fee of 2%

******kwit:I have 5% in savings, right well I could use the draw down facility on my mortgage account

Me: Sir thats like 70k

******kwit: yeah my wife says with a reccesion on now is not a good time to buy

Me: Dont listen to her what does she know

******kwit: your right, I am off to see my bank mananger will call back later.

Would love to be a fly on the wall in his house when he tells his wife he just added 70K plus fees to his mortgage so he can make 300 quid a month.

This guy is going to bet his savings, his mortgage and his equity so he can make 300 quid a month.

will keep you posted if he phones back :lol:

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I run a small mortgage broking business, every now and then I like to post up conversations I have with potenial clients

******kwit: Hi I need a BTL mortgage for £320,000

Me: Ok Sir do you have a 25% deposit

******kwit eh 25% oh eh, right 25% you sAY

Me: yes sir minimum 25% depsosit + arrangement fee of 2%

******kwit:I have 5% in savings, right well I could use the draw down facility on my mortgage account

Me: Sir thats like 70k

******kwit: yeah my wife says with a reccesion on now is not a good time to buy

Me: Dont listen to her what does she know

******kwit: your right, I am off to see my bank mananger will call back later.

Would love to be a fly on the wall in his house when he tells his wife he just added 70K plus fees to his mortgage so he can make 300 quid a month.

This guy is going to bet his savings, his mortgage and his equity so he can make 300 quid a month.

will keep you posted if he phones back :lol:

IF he can rent it out.

Im paying £900 for a £400K house.

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IF he can rent it out.

Im paying £900 for a £400K house.

+1 1750 for a 900k house renting as a family but would house 5 professionals in great comfort for £350 a month each 5 beds, 3 ensuites, massive gardens, garage, privated gated estate, .9 miles from town with bars nightlife etc......

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