TylerDurden Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I'm going out on a limb here, and just for a bit of fun, (although I'm very interested) I want to find out what the score with this is. i go to the forest a fair bit, to walk and camp and generally get lost. peoples perception of the place is strange, it seems to be one of fear. Ive heard the stories of panthers, wild boar, white deer and other things that only make me more interested in the place. But theres a girl who works with my brother, and she was born in the forest, others have said not to mention this particular story near her. but we don't know what the story is. Its apparently the sort of story that if you walked in to a pub in the forest and mentioned one word about it, the whole place would fall silent, and you would be in grave danger. Can anyone shed any light on what this could possibly be, i have a feeling it involves a group of locals. No wind up, I'm genuinely interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
non frog Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 (edited) There are genuinely boar in the forest. (My cousin lives there). They have been shot on a number of occasions - I think they were released from captivity or something. What you must not tell (on pain of death) is the bit about the elf-fvcking ceremony. God forbid that outsiders knew where the elves were (they fetch 40 quid a kilo in Ruspidge) never mind the fact they get rooted before they are cut up. (PS Missus says read Winifred Folley's books to get the real low down - "Child in the Forest") Edited July 23, 2009 by non frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Volio Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 There are genuinely boar in the forest. There are Mrs MV works there. I'd point out though that the Forest isn't actually in Wales though House prices are significantly higher this side of the Wye... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byron Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Did hear rumours in the 1980's that a Hell's Angel got chopped up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richx Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 are you referring to this: http://www.fweb.org.uk/dean/towns/ruardbears.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hilltop Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 This is all very, very worrying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TylerDurden Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 This is all very, very worrying. whats the matter dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr ray Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I'm going out on a limb here, and just for a bit of fun, (although I'm very interested) I want to find out what the score with this is. i go to the forest a fair bit, to walk and camp and generally get lost. peoples perception of the place is strange, it seems to be one of fear. Ive heard the stories of panthers, wild boar, white deer and other things that only make me more interested in the place. But theres a girl who works with my brother, and she was born in the forest, others have said not to mention this particular story near her. but we don't know what the story is. Its apparently the sort of story that if you walked in to a pub in the forest and mentioned one word about it, the whole place would fall silent, and you would be in grave danger. Can anyone shed any light on what this could possibly be, i have a feeling it involves a group of locals. No wind up, I'm genuinely interested. It will be about the Circus Bear. Best not to mention it. Nor the underage sex, incest, inbreeding and sheep shagging either come to think of it. The wild boar are real enough. You can see where they dig up the grass verges. Best not to mention them since they shot one in a school playground. Don't make the mistake of calling the locals Welsh. They are in Gloucestershire. Don't discuss the toll on the Severn Bridge. Don't discuss 4x4s and say they are for posers. Oh, don't mention house prices to the locals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patfig Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 There are genuinely boar in the forest. (My cousin lives there). They have been shot on a number of occasions - I think they were released from captivity or something.What you must not tell (on pain of death) is the bit about the elf-fvcking ceremony. God forbid that outsiders knew where the elves were (they fetch 40 quid a kilo in Ruspidge) never mind the fact they get rooted before they are cut up. (PS Missus says read Winifred Folley's books to get the real low down - "Child in the Forest") Thats intersting as the lasy wild boar in England was supposedly kileed by Roger de Ferry in Ferryhill Co. Durham. I bet this has just p1ssed in his coacoa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1929crash Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 There are genuinely boar in the forest. (My cousin lives there). They have been shot on a number of occasions - I think they were released from captivity or something.What you must not tell (on pain of death) is the bit about the elf-fvcking ceremony. God forbid that outsiders knew where the elves were (they fetch 40 quid a kilo in Ruspidge) never mind the fact they get rooted before they are cut up. (PS Missus says read Winifred Folley's books to get the real low down - "Child in the Forest") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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