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See if you can manage it without having an apoplectic stroke.

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See if you can manage it without having an apoplectic stroke.

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Unfortunately lacking any immigration angle, but otherwise ticks all the Daily Rage boxes.

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Unfortunately lacking any immigration angle, but otherwise ticks all the Daily Rage boxes.

I'm in two minds, should I read it, or just go straight to the slitting of wrists option. There should be health warning attached to the Daily Rage rag

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You would have to be pretty sure that having your ***** bitten off would be fun enough to justify the loss. You only have one chance to get this fantasy right. Seems very risky to me.

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To be honest, i'm bothered that i'm not bothered by this article.

Ignorance or apathy? Who knows, who cares.

Well they'll probably both get a big thrill spending 5-10 years in a jail (sorry better call it a rabbit hutch to keep them happy). All the other bunnies will love to bite their c0cks !

Bi-sexual ? The full gay package more like! Not much evidence of fancying girls in this article.

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Monks....dont they ALL have their ***** bitten off?

I think you are getting confused with Labour MPs. Or is it theirs balls?

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So there's a correlation between violent and sado-masochistic sexual fantasies and house-prices then?

Well I never.

In collapsing housing markets, vendors used to bite the hands off FTBs.

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I actually like the calm, matter-of-fact reportage on this one, as though they've kept the tone neutral because it's too bizarre to get enraged about.

It's like they present having your ***** bitten off to reward someone as a self-evident fact.

I might try this next time I call a plumber - "sorry mate, I'm out of cash. But since you've done such a good job, you can bite my ***** off......"

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I actually like the calm, matter-of-fact reportage on this one, as though they've kept the tone neutral because it's too bizarre to get enraged about.

It's like they present having your ***** bitten off to reward someone as a self-evident fact.

I might try this next time I call a plumber - "sorry mate, I'm out of cash. But since you've done such a good job, you can bite my ***** off......"

I think you are more likely to get your lights punched out.

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I actually like the calm, matter-of-fact reportage on this one, as though they've kept the tone neutral because it's too bizarre to get enraged about.

It's like they present having your ***** bitten off to reward someone as a self-evident fact.

I might try this next time I call a plumber - "sorry mate, I'm out of cash. But since you've done such a good job, you can bite my ***** off......"

Be careful, he might be one of that rare breed...a bumbandit builder with a penchant for genital canibalism.

It could happen.

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