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Off Topic I Know But As An Aba Supporter .......

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I freely admit to being an ABA (Anyone But Australia) supporter.

After barely surviving a draw in Cardiff, many people were willing to write England off for the Ashes.

While the eventual outcome of the second game let alone the series is still very uncertain, I am very happy to see Australia's dismal 156-8 in response to England's majestic 425-10 at Lords at the end of a rain shortened second day.

C'mon England !!!!! Enforce the follow on please .........

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But Aussie sportsmen are so modest and believe in fair play.

As a South African, I cannot point too many fingers after the Lions tour ...... But I can chuckle quietly ......

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As a South African, I cannot point too many fingers after the Lions tour ...... But I can chuckle quietly ......

Some lyrics. Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger...

I've travelled this whole world of ours from Barnsley to Peru

I've had sunstroke in the Arctic and a swim in Timbuktu

I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yeti in Nepal

And I've danced with ten-foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall

I've met the King of China

And a working Yorkshire miner

But I've never met a nice South African

No, he's never met a nice South African

And that's not bloody surprising, man

'Cos we're a bunch of arrogant bastards

Who hate black people.

I once got served in Woolies after less than four weeks' wait

I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late

I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool

I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school

I've met a normal mOrman

And a fairly modest German

But I've never met a nice South African

No, he's never met a nice South African

And that's not bloody surprising, man

'Cos we're a bunch of talentless murderers

Who smell like baboons.

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I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind

That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

I've got Directory Enquiries after less than forty rings

I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings

I've seen a flying pig

In a quite convincing wig

But I've never met a nice South African

No, he's never met a nice South African

And that's not bloody surprising, man

'Cos we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths

With no sense of humour (hah-hah-hah).

I've met the Loch Ness Monster and he looks like Fred Astaire

At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire

I know a place in Glasgow which is bright with daffodillies

I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies

I've had a nice Pot Noodle

But I've never had a poodle

And I've never met a nice South African

No, he's never met a nice South African

And that's not bloody surprising, man

Because we've never met one either

Except for Breyten Breytenbach

And he's emigrated to Paris.

Yes, he's quite a nice South African

And he's hardly ever killed anyone

And he's not smelly at all

That's why they put him in prison.

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Some lyrics. Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger...

No shooting at all ...

I left at 18 for the reasons that you implied ......

A great place to be from but a horrible place to be ........

I always liken it to a physcially beautiful women with a really ugly soul .....

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