Tin Foil Hat Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Ffs we just need to turn dole money into vouchers. End of stupid spending, end of pretending to be normal. Take the shame and get a fookin job. ID cards for pikey cvnts on the scrounge to go with their pike vouchers to stop the black market trade. Numbers will reduce if they see themselves as social lepers. TFH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Monk Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Ffs we just need to turn dole money into vouchers. End of stupid spending, end of pretending to be normal. Take the shame and get a fookin job. ID cards for pikey cvnts on the scrounge to go with their pike vouchers to stop the black market trade.Numbers will reduce if they see themselves as social lepers. TFH Ha, I knew people like you during the last recession and their come-uppances were always the funniest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankster Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 (edited) It's not just the unemployed, anyone who doesn't own their own home is also a loser! I own my home outright, but I'm near as dammit unemployed at the moment, so I don't know what that makes me! I just thought I'd join HPC's nasty tendency for a few seconds! Edited July 16, 2009 by blankster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliemouse Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 (edited) A south African college of mine has just been made redundant, no savings, has no right to benefits, and is considering burglary. What do we do with him? Edited July 16, 2009 by charliemouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minos Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 A south African colegue of mine has just been made redundant, no savings, has no right to benifits, and is considering burglery. What do we do with him? Take him on a spllelling course with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliemouse Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 (edited) A south African college of mine has just been made redundant, no savings, has no right to benefits, and is considering burglary. What do we do with him? Hows that?. Edited July 16, 2009 by charliemouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sloth82 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Shannon Matthews!!!!!!1111111111 Big Tellys!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111 Gypsies killed Baby P!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 Jordan ate my hamster!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111 etc etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horridbloke Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 If only we could export them to australia or somewherethey sit on their backsides watching tv and eating pizza we should sterilise anyone who claims benefits that will sort it out They turned me into a newt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 If only we could export them to australia or somewherethey sit on their backsides watching tv and eating pizza we should sterilise anyone who claims benefits that will sort it out I was unemployed until very recently. Now I've got a job in central government. So erm, do pay your taxes now, my pension has to be paid for one way or another. Or if you're not careful, I'll have YOU exported to Australia or some other godforsaken country, or sterlised, like we used to do with the rest of our crims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphmalph Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 A south African college of mine has just been made redundant, no savings, has no right to benefits, and is considering burglary. What do we do with him? Hows that?. er did we beg him to come here? So he made a choice that he would come to the uk to earn more money than in SA and he decided to forgive his unemployment benefits in SA. Whilst here he did not bother to save for a rainy day. Sounds like a complete irresponsible person to me. What we do with him is tell him to get another job or go somewhere else where he can get a job. We owe him nothing.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petetong Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 (edited) You're forgetting the sick and infirm claiming massive amounts of Incapacity Benefit and Disability Living Allowance. I reckon 90% could do some sort of work. (We'll ignore the fact that they're aren't any jobs.) A friend of sorts works for the DSS and once saw a sick certificate for Incapacity Benefit with the incapacity cited as 'lassitude', I kid you not. You can also claim IB for being a smack head, I suppose they need to keep their days free so they can go on the rob when everyone is at work ... Edited July 16, 2009 by petetong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliemouse Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 er did we beg him to come here?So he made a choice that he would come to the uk to earn more money than in SA and he decided to forgive his unemployment benefits in SA. Whilst here he did not bother to save for a rainy day. Sounds like a complete irresponsible person to me. What we do with him is tell him to get another job or go somewhere else where he can get a job. We owe him nothing.. I agree but will we pay to deport him? Will he starve on the streets? And if he does turn to crime (not likely to be honest but if it comes down to survival??) how much damage will he do before he is locked up. How many of his ilk are here waiting to explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petetong Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I agree but will we pay to deport him? Will he starve on the streets? And if he does turn to crime (not likely to be honest but if it comes down to survival??) how much damage will he do before he is locked up. How many of his ilk are here waiting to explode. Stick him in some stocks and he can entertain the locals whilst starving to death without causing a crime wave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
council dweller Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 A south African college of mine has just been made redundant, no savings, has no right to benefits, and is considering burglary. What do we do with him? My guess is that the fag end of the jobs market is still available? Asda/Tesco nightshift @8 something an hour? But shortly even these jobs will be like g*ld dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tin Foil Hat Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Ha, I knew people like you during the last recession and their come-uppances were always the funniest! I wasn't being serious Harry, just joining in with the signature bigot thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 A south African college of mine has just been made redundant, no savings, has no right to benefits, and is considering burglary. What do we do with him? Hows that?. Make him use specially segregated seating areas on buses, entrances to buildings and public toilets. Am I being racist about South Africans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 My guess is that the fag end of the jobs market is still available? Asda/Tesco nightshift @8 something an hour? But shortly even these jobs will be like g*ld dust. We average about 150-200 applications for every job advertised at the moment, and I'd say it still seems to be increasing. I reckon the redundancy money's running out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankster Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Me too! We should all be rounded up and put in a doomsters camp because dangerous talk costs livelihoods in a recession and doom-mongering is dangerous talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Monk Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I wasn't being serious Harry, just joining in with the signature bigot thread. Yea, I knew that, just joining in myself! This Winter is gonna be scary for so many... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umiapik Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Except old bean, there are no jobs. Poundland just opened a few more shops and had 150 applicants for every avaliable job. The absolute vast majority of unemployed people actualy want work, even the worst kind of work it would seem. The reason unemployment goes up is on account of redundancy and vastly shrinking number of vacancies rather than a desire all of a sudden for more people choosing it as a career. As they say you can be ignorant without being arrogant but you cant be arrogant without being ignorant, it seems you haver chosen to be one of the latter. ps, hope you find your obnoxious self in this position one day. How is it even possible for someone to have made nearly 2,500 posts on this site and yet completely fail to grasp the concept of sarcasm?? Oh wait, I get it! You've actually understood the purpose of this thread and made a fake sanctimonious response to my fake right-wing bigot post! Cool beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphmalph Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Yea, I knew that, just joining in myself!This Winter is gonna be scary for so many... Harry, driving up the motorway today there was a lot of lorries, two lanes full on the M5, is business picking up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 A south African college of mine has just been made redundant, no savings, has no right to benefits, and is considering burglary. What do we do with him? Hows that?. The 'S' on south should be a capital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliemouse Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Make him use specially segregated seating areas on buses, entrances to buildings and public toilets.Am I being racist about South Africans? Not at all, your simply being practical. Its not polite to stare while poor people starve. Your method just alleviates the uncomfortable urge to help.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkins Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Do they mine mercury? No, they draw it up from the Hg wells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Especially brown ones, ooh it gets my bloody goat. Nothing more than id like to see than this particular 'brown' unemployed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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