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A group of freemasons have had to spend a night in jail in Fiji, after local villagers complained they were practising witchcraft.

The 14 men, including eight Australians and a New Zealander, had been holding a night-time meeting on Denerau island.

The New Zealand man told reporters he had spent a "wretched" time in jail, and blamed the mix-up on the actions of "dopey village people".

Police also seized wands, compasses and a skull from the freemasons' lodge.

Freemasonry is a centuries-old club that practises secret rituals and has more than five million members worldwide.

'Nothing sinister'

The New Zealander, who did not want to give his name, told the New Zealand Herald that Tuesday night's meeting was "interrupted by a banging on the door, and there were these village people and the police demanding to be let in".

Nothing sinister was going on, he claimed, but "such is the nature of life in Fiji" they were taken to a nearby police station.

The freemasons insist they had a permit for the meeting and were released after spending an uncomfortable night there.

Police director of operations Waisea Tabakau told Legend FM News in Fiji that the group was being investigated for "allegedly practising sorcery", the Fiji Village website reported.

The New Zealand man said that when they were freed the following morning, they were told their release was on the orders of the prime minister's office.

Emergency regulations imposed by Fiji's military regime allow police to detain people for up to 48 hours without charge.

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You know, I think I fancy you weebag.

Hmm, if you are female, aged between 16 and 45 (Im not fussy!) and are slim and attractive - then PM me your number.

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Hmm, if you are female, aged between 16 and 45 (Im not fussy!) and are slim and attractive - then PM me your number.

Me neither, so here's my number for all to see. Although, if you look like Ryan Reynolds weebag, that would be great.

0207 321 2233

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Me neither, so here's my number for all to see. Although, if you look like Ryan Reynolds weebag, that would be great.

0207 321 2233

You are the Queen?

Bloody lizard!

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You are the Queen?

Bloody lizard!

:blink:

I cannot believe you phoned that number.

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You not heard of google? :blink:

www.google.co.uk

what the hell is google? google google ....?? What a load of disconnected blether you spout.

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What a load of disconnected blether you spout.

:lol: So you DO have a sense of humour!

Do you understand why some people may look at your posts and think they are a lot of 'disconnected blether'?

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:lol: So you DO have a sense of humour!

Do you understand why some people may look at your posts and think they are a lot of 'disconnected blether'?

LOL! Of course I do.

Although the people who think I post disconnected blether need to take on board that Armistice day falls on Samhain, which is a 'Festival of the Dead' - this is not a coincidence and would save future generations from fighting in phoney wars for royal bloodlines. What's so loony about that?

Don't answer :D

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