juvenal Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Non-farter, please.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Non-farter, please.... They all fart, it's the ones who ask you to pull their finger first you need to be wary of, although personally I like that kind of spirit now and again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Non-farter, please.... It's not like farting is a conscious decision. Or are you referring to the method of delivery? Anyway flatulence is a sign of healthy bowels apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Non-farter, please.... Perhaps necrophilia might be the way to go to alleviate your particular aversion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Or are you referring to the method of delivery? This is an important point. A gentle and barely audible hiss could hardly offend even the most Victorian husband, however, should she at any point attempt to light her farts it would surely be time to consider having a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moley Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Non-farter, please.... So you wouldn't like this young laydee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Tell us, tell us birds what you want!!! Well, I've already found the significant Her who fits the bill. Even so, one's taste in women is pretty much... Doesn't bore me senseless after a couple of months. Is herself - very rare characteristic, this. Accepts that I'm me. Realises that relationships are very much a co-operative two person thing, not a game which either party attempts to 'win'. (Bonus points for curves... tits and ****... mmm, tits and ****) Erm, that's about it really. Having said that, it took long enough to find her, so I'm bloody well keeping her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 The lack of condemnation of farting females on here is a little worrying. Has shamelessly 'opening one's lunch' become common practice among today's young women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 The lack of condemnation of farting females on here is a little worrying. Has shamelessly 'opening one's lunch' become common practice among today's young women? That's the march of feminism for you. Farting as an endlessly amusing musical hall turn suited to all social occasions can no longer be the exclusive preserve of men. You can't hold back progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 The lack of condemnation of farting females on here is a little worrying. Has shamelessly 'opening one's lunch' become common practice among today's young women? SFW, but only just: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...videoid=4710136 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 That's the march of feminism for you. Farting as an endlessly amusing musical hall turn suited to all social occasions can no longer be the exclusive preserve of men. You can't hold back progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 The lack of condemnation of farting females on here is a little worrying. Its no bad thing, now I can blame her for it, instead of the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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