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Tell the HPC lady massive (but we aint fat!) what you want!

Do you want well dressed clothes horses, do you want us to leave work to look after your kids, do you mind if we let ourselves go....

Tell us, tell us birds what you want!!!

(and we promise not to rip your knackers off!!)

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Tell the HPC lady massive (but we aint fat!) what you want!

Do you want well dressed clothes horses, do you want us to leave work to look after your kids, do you mind if we let ourselves go....

Tell us, tell us birds what you want!!!

(and we promise not to rip your knackers off!!)

Milk with one please love.

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Milk with one please love.

Only joking. ;)

I always said that if I found a woman who could keep up with me - intellectually, physically and mentally, then I'd do my best to marry her. I have found her, and we're engaged.

I don't mean generally keeping up intellectually, physically and mentally - no reason why the average woman couldn't, but keep up with me at the things I do - which is quite specific, eg outdoor pursuits like climbing & hiking, scientific interests, etc.

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She's only attracted by your avatar anorthosite. I think you should come clean and tell her that your member is only half that size.

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And I like hiking and science!!

Have you read Misery?!

Yes, many years ago though. For some reason I remember him being forced to drink a bucket of soap filled water to wash down his pain killers.

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She's only attracted by your avatar anorthosite. I think you should come clean and tell her that your member is only half that size.

Shhhh!

You'll destroy my reputation. Just don't tell her I'm not a Starship Captain. Or the Hoff ;)

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And I'm your number one fan :lol:

Ok, I'm kind of scared now. Especially as I just finished my book...

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I've always thought of Anorth as a German Hoff fan. Can't think why.

Women. They just need to be nice. Not stuck up. Not ignorant. Just friendly. It's a winning formula.

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I've always thought of Anorth as a German Hoff fan. Can't think why.

That's such a slur on my character. How dare you suggest I'm German!

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Ok, I'm kind of scared now. Especially as I just finished my book...

I've got a nice typewriter for you :P

Deadman:

Women. They just need to be nice. Not stuck up. Not ignorant. Just friendly. It's a winning formula.

I like that!!!

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I remember the hobbling.

And I'm your number one fan :lol:

Yep, so do I,

Probably saw it in a cinema that wasn't even 'DOLBY 0.01 compliant'.

The picture quality was just SO 'not digital' and the sound volume level just didnt make my ears bleed or ring a little like modern cinemas.

Due to so much in the face, must have it now culture, I think weve lost suspense, true fear and horror. Bit of subtlety never hurt anyone.

Let the mind compose its own darkness, dont give us it all in super digital in your face 9 channel blah blah. Dont tell us what to think?

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Due to so much in the face, must have it now culture, I think weve lost suspense, true fear and horror. Bit of subtlety never hurt anyone.

Let the mind compose its own darkness, dont give us it all in super digital in your face 9 channel blah blah. Dont tell us what to think?

OMG!! I so agree... I'm your number one fan too!!

Can you imagine North by Northwest being remade now? It would be shit.

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That's such a slur on my character. How dare you suggest I'm German!

Actually when the Max Moseley thing happened I immediately thought of you :lol:

Anyway we joined on the same day so I'm allowed to say what I like about you :P

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Actually when the Max Moseley thing happened I immediately thought of you :lol:

That is one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me. :)

Anyway we joined on the same day so I'm allowed to say what I like about you :P

So did you join up before work or during? I joined up during ;)

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I'm a legs and boobs man thats a must have, plus must be a homemaker and support me and we will live happily ever after.

What if they don't have any arms? Legs?.......Head!?

Phew. And I thought I wasn't very fussy Bardon.

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That is one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me. :)

I'm not gay you know :lol:

So did you join up before work or during? I joined up during ;)

Definitely not during. Possibly before. Maybe after. But definitely not during.

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Definitely not during. Possibly before. Maybe after. But definitely not during.

Better make it clear I never denied being gay ;)

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Oh! :lol:

I'm so bloody naive. ;)

I didn't confirm it either, your quoting was just slightly off, that's all. ;)

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