Soul_Survivor Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 If you've ever wondered what to say during those passionate moments, this handy chart might give you a few ideas Check it out: Things to say during sex What's your favourite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prescience Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 "Did I hurt you? "Why?" "Well, you moved!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Should I be worried that I find the idea of saying "I just pooped, a lot, on your dog" during sex to be eye-wateringly funny? I suspect it's because the sheer athleticism involved in the move would, if it could be executed successfully, put it into the 'obscene genius' category. That said, on the "Good" side, we have the possibility of "You are beautiful, like a moon". Surely this is the sort of thing that would cause a temporary halt in proceedings whilst an explanation was offered? ("Which moon?", "Are you saying I'm fat?", "Look, I only come out at night because my parents would disown me if they knew!", etc.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosh Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 " I know you`ve been dead a week but Who`s ya Daddy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPC001 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 You talk inane nonsense during sex?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m4rk Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 i love you? only joking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patfig Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Your t1ts feel almost as good as your sisters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosh Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 BEEP BEEP Your cabs here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imminent_plunge Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Is it in yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Miller Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 If you've ever wondered what to say during those passionate moments, this handy chart might give you a few ideas Check it out: Things to say during sex What's your favourite? Remind me again, how much was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr ray Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 " is there an extra charge for that?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 A friend of mine was mid-coitus when the girl screamed "suck my c0ck". Put him right off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr ray Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 "Interesting thread" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Miller Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 If you've ever wondered what to say during those passionate moments, this handy chart might give you a few ideas Check it out: Things to say during sex What's your favourite? That sounded just like your husbands car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Miller Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 i love you?No,no,no, you might say that before sex to get sex, not during! only joking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AuntJess Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 "Did I hurt you?"Why?" "Well, you moved!" it's like another one I heard. " Cover me up when you've finished!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! My bl**dy foreskin cannot be pulled in that direction!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Miller Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 it's like another one I heard." Cover me up when you've finished!" Look I'm sorry, what's your name again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tplatt Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 'Do you fancy fish'n' chips?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patfig Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 'Do you fancy fish'n' chips?' Lightly battered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yodigo Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 "Don't worry dear, we're making 'A Hard Working Family'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 "God! This carpet smells really bad!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosh Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 What`s for dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John51 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Fat woman to fat man: Thanks for the tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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