juvenal Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yo...ire/8130452.stm Imagine, you're filleting a turbot's head, and you look up to see Broon grinning at you... Is no workplace safe? What sort of reception would he get at yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbn Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Only on Pravda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R K Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 The more usual response is to buy some fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gravity always wins Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Just smells a bit fishy to me. ZanuLabour set up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash4781 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 He said cashflow. Maybe expand the QE or one of the other money pumping programmes to include lending against AAA rated Kippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merville Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I can't plaice this somehow. They do say still rivers run deep. I suppose it depends on the scale of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Mata Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 "I would like to hear from you what the government are doing to help family businesses during the recession."I can assure you we're getting no help whatsoever." As it should be. Gu'mint should but the fʉck out of business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROF Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 can't believe he took the bait and visited them. i think he's angling for more votes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sign_of_the_times Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yo...ire/8130452.stmImagine, you're filleting a turbot's head, and you look up to see Broon grinning at you... What sort of reception would he get at yours? If it was me, sharp knife in hand, Brown only feet away.......the temptation would be overwhelming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merville Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I wish people would stop carping on. I bet Alex Salmon would not behave like this. We need to get in the swim and move away from these sharks. I suspect though we have fallen for this hook line and sinker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinker Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Daily Mash bang on the money - again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timm Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yo...ire/8130452.stm Imagine, you're filleting a turbot's head, and you look up to see Broon grinning at you... Is no workplace safe? What sort of reception would he get at yours? I'd be gutted. Well, someone would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 "so long as you sell me it in kilos and grams, i wont have to set my goons on you" Funny how people dont seem to notice him though,. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goat Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yo...ire/8130452.stmImagine, you're filleting a turbot's head, and you look up to see Broon grinning at you... Is no workplace safe? What sort of reception would he get at yours? The Daily Mash NO-ONE TO PHONE A RADIO SHOW EVER AGAINPEOPLE across Britain last night agreed never to phone a radio show ever again in case Gordon Brown decides to visit them. Officials said there was an immediate danger of a prime ministerial visit if they spoke to him on a radio show, but also warned Mr Brown could simply be listening to the radio, hear someone he likes the sound of and then call them up and ask if they would like to be his friend. The alarm was raised after the prime minister spoke to members of the public on a phone-in show on BBC Yorkshire before appearing unannounced at a shop in Leeds with a box of luxury biscuits and two tickets to Jersey Boys. Greengrocer Bill McKay said: "My wife phoned the show to ask Mr Brown what he was doing to help small businesses. Two hours later the ******er's standing in front of me asking me what my hobbies are. "He was so boring and pathetic and I kept trying to get rid of him. Eventually I had to pretend it was early closing and I had an appointment to get my legs waxed. Anyway, we're going to see Jersey Boys with him next weekend." Mr Brown spoke to Mr McKay for an hour insisting the government was increasing public spending by 15,000% a year for the next 2000 years, while the Downing Street psychiatrist stood behind him shaking his head and mouthing, 'just ignore him, I'll deal with it later'. Mr Brown also tried to strike up a conversation with butcher Stephen Malley. Mr Malley said: "I was like 'no way, I'm not having this', and he was like 'what are your hobbies?', and I was like 'out - now'." A Downing Street spokesman said: "With Peter Mandelson doing the actual governing the prime minister is now able to spend a lot more time with his friends. Which creates an obvious problem. "If he can't find any friends via the radio I suspect he'll just start phoning up some of the exhibits from the Jeremy Kyle Show and offering to help turn their lives around. But you know what they're like, they'll just take advantage of him. It's all so terribly sad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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