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Apologies for posting another link to the other side:

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showth....html?t=1788075

My best friend who is rather on the plump side went round to view a maisonette in Richmond Surrey last night with her husband. On arriving at 7 pm the person selling the house opened the front door and was stood there in a very small baby pink bikini. Obviously, my friend was very taken aback at this (and felt very intimidated by it) but felt angry too because this was my friend's husbasnd's SECOND viewing and my friend wasn't meant to go to it last night - it was only because she had a cancellation at work that she managed to drive round to the property and meet her husband as he was just arriving. They were originally going to look this weekend if her husband was happy after the second viewing.

As they walked in the door thw woman totally ignored my friend and greeted her husband like a mate! On top of that, she was sipping a cocktail thtrough a straw and kept rubbing pink liquer all over her lips making them moist and glistening and then she ran her tongue over them as she looked deep into my friend's husbands eyes.

As she did this she was obviously pushing her breasts out, which were big and bouncy and oiled up with suntan lotion, and she kept bending over on the pretext of picking bits of 'dirt' off the rugs showing off her very round, tanned bottom (she was wearing a cross between a bikini bottom and a thong)

My friend at this point stormed out of the house and her husband rushed after her asking her what was wrong. As if he didn't know!

I think the woman is flirting with the man to try and get a sale, but my friend is worried that this woman has designs on her husband. She was very good-looking with deep auburn hair and striking large green eyes. She could have been a beauty queen. My friend did hear of a similar case where a woman put her property up for sale, sold it to a man, married him - then got the whole lot back when she divorced him!

Just wondering if this sounds like the woman is after my friend's husband, or she's just desperate to sell? Ideas anyone?

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There is a guy in our local paper who is offering to throw in a free Ferrari as an incentive to buy his house. Fast car.

It looks like this guy may have missed an opportunity to test drive a sleek new model, because his wife turned up unexpectedly! I suppose it depends on whether you like fast cars or fast women! :P

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Just a couple of questions.

Is it still on the market? and who is the agent? it sounds like a house worth viewing!

Yep, where is it please. I think we could probably get a bus full to go have a look around.

I never thought the HPC would have 'side' benefits! :P

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There is a guy in our local paper who is offering to throw in a free Ferrari as an incentive to buy his house. Fast car.

Is this guy taking the mickey? You buy a house and get his knackered old £20k Ferrari, that will cost you about the same each year to keep going.

Sounds to me like he's getting rid of 2 old money pits?

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Surely we're only a matter of minutes away from a post from '50% deposit' :lol:

Yes, he would be there like a rat up a drainpipe! He'd need to make sure he made his deposit BEFORE placing an offer, though! He normally tries to get 30% off asking and wonders why he hasn't found a house yet! :P

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It sounds like the writer of the post wants to write porn but isn't (ahem) quite up to it yet.

It reads how I imagine Chat magazine 'it happened to me!' articles to be.

Pile of old tosh, attempting to appeal to male fantasists. Yawn.

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It sounds like the writer of the post wants to write porn but isn't (ahem) quite up to it yet.

It reads how I imagine Chat magazine 'it happened to me!' articles to be.

Pile of old tosh, attempting to appeal to male fantasists. Yawn.

That may be, but it did sound like the vendor had a very desirable frontage, and if it is SSTC, then a good gazumping could be in order............

:P

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