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Been Gone A While.

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Hello all.

I've been away for a while, developing more healthy obsessions and doing a spot of travelling. For some reason, when the crash kicked in, I realised that even if houses were going for 50k I still couldnt aford a 25k deposit. So I switched off. Naughty of me really, after 4 years of devotion. I've even been ignoring the stock market. I just trying to clear my debts and see my friends.

So then; whats the current state of the UK housing market and economy? Are things improving, holding static, or getting worse. What about the stock market?

Oh, and has Dstars returned, or RFD?

Much love

BM.

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hey Bob... RFD is very back... not heard from Dstars

apparently, according to the BoE lending report today:

1) market recovereh (Hamish)

or

2) we're still doomed (FT)

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We have a recovery and everything is fine.

Everything has been fixed.

The formula of debt = growth has been found to work, that is why Ponzi Brown is currently borrowing as much as possible to ensure we have continual growth again.

Don't forget to VOTE BROWN.

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I thought Bob Monkhouse was dead.

I didn't want to break it to him.

Perhaps HPC's got some weird Sixth Sense thing going on. The bulls could be ghosts from 2007.

Edited by Soon Not a Chain Retailer

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hey Bob... RFD is very back... not heard from Dstars

apparently, according to the BoE lending report today:

1) market recovereh (Hamish)

or

2) we're still doomed (FT)

Ah good, RFD always cheered me up.

The summers here too. Nice breeze. My chilli plants have all started giving birth, counted 38 so far. All is well.

Apart from the fact I have to go to sodding work tomorrow. Major comedown.

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I've been away for a while, also. Totally out of the loop - feel pretty good about it in a way, have so much more time to myself! from what I gather, everything's still shit? That's all I need to know lol :)

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Well the two that others have mentioned have died and Farrah Fawcett Majors.

Gordon Brown is still in.

The BNP won two seats in Europe and got egged.

Iran's kicking off as usual

North Korea's kicking off as usual.

House sales seem to be stuck.

Iceland went into meltdown.

Rental prices are dropping.

We have swine flu, but no one is dropping dead before supper.

All the politicians got caught swindling the taxpayer as ususal.

Oil refinery on strike over foreign workers getting dragged in for less pay.

The queen says she's a bit skint.

Grumpy old man is back.

And Injin's still here.

Edited by eightiesgirly

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Too right, he was a real master, never got enough credit for his skill.

Did he ever get his joke book back?

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Did he ever get his joke book back?

I heard Jade Goody had it. Then she handed it to Jacko who passed it onto some bird named after a tap.

Hang on.... :ph34r:

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Guest UK Debt Slave
Hello all.

I've been away for a while, developing more healthy obsessions and doing a spot of travelling. For some reason, when the crash kicked in, I realised that even if houses were going for 50k I still couldnt aford a 25k deposit. So I switched off. Naughty of me really, after 4 years of devotion. I've even been ignoring the stock market. I just trying to clear my debts and see my friends.

So then; whats the current state of the UK housing market and economy? Are things improving, holding static, or getting worse. What about the stock market?

Oh, and has Dstars returned, or RFD?

Much love

BM.

Haven't seen Dstars for a long time. He posted some excellent stuff

Alot of good posters have moved on it seems :(

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Guest BAREBEAR_soon to be ALIVA

If only we couild bring celebrities back from the dead.

Elvis would be 50 stone by now, Freddie would have an asshole the size of the channel tunnel, Jacko would try to do his 50 concerts but only manage 2 before disappearing with his child sweetheart and monkey. Jade would be back on the council estate knocking cable and BT and Bob Monkhouse....well who was he anyway ? Bernie the bolt was his only real claim to fame and that was shite.

Just as well for them they all died early or it would have been even sadder! Its difficult to think of one that died and still had a lot to offer. James Dean perhaps or Kurt Cobain maybe ?

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The trouble is, that there's nothing really to talk about anymore. This forum was in its hayday when it was HPC against the world. A minority of realists against the deluded masses. Now the world has met the fate predicted long ago on here and HPC and recession are upon us. There's nothing left to argue about.

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