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Male Strippergram Dressed As Police Constable

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We had a chap steal a load of camera equipment from my company a few years ago. He made up his own BBC paperwork and fooled US Customs in New York. When he was finally caught by the FBI he was sentenced to 18 months in the USA and then shipped back to us for his trial for theft in the UK.

After being found guilty his list of previous were read out and he had previous for fitting a blue light to his car and pulling over punters on the motorway and giving them on the spot cash fines.

He got two years

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he had previous for fitting a blue light to his car and pulling over punters on the motorway and giving them on the spot cash fines.

if dressed as a PC when doing the strip-o-gram i suppose he'd have to modify the caution when he reads it out: "You do not have to see anything......"

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if dressed as a PC when doing the strip-o-gram i suppose he'd have to modify the caution when he reads it out: "You do not have to see anything......"

Can you blow into this please, Madam.........

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Didn't anyone ask for his badge number :o

A gap in the market ;)

Become a police-o-gram and turn up to peoples parties, herd them into a corner for an hour and then beat the living shit out of one of them before you leave.

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Glad to see that little freak finally dealt with. The local press keep defending him, taking the stance that he is a harmless 'character' as opposed to the delusional nutjob he actually is.

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Can you blow into this please, Madam.........

keep blowing keep blowing keep bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........

Glad to see that little freak finally dealt with.

you'd think at 26 he'd have some sense

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