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'Bart' Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 No gay bear ad. Lol. How do you get the ads up through keywords then? Wouldn't Googling it be quicker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Wouldn't Googling it be quicker? Tut tut Bart, that's like throwing hand grenades into a trout pond. Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 As far as I know, Google uses the same method of determining the keywords for ads as it does for indexing the page, and one of the properties of said method is it ignores keyword stuffing. Your best bet (Anthea Turner Camembert) for bringing back the chubby chappies is contruct a series of sentances that contain the required search terms at a moderate density. For example... Anthea Turner recently sold her Camembert empire and bought out a gay bear dating site. ...is more effective than... Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating Gay Bear Dating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest X-QUORK Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Ooh ooh! Just had a singles chat advert, but not a gay bear in sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Bart' Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Your best bet (Anthea Turner Camembert) for bringing back the chubby chappies is contruct a series of sentances that contain the required search terms at a moderate density. This should make for some highly entertaining posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 This is why I don't drink during the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 This is why I don't drink during the day. Dont you dehydrate? Maybe the website for gay bears who wish to meet other gay bears is no longer functional? Has anyone checked out this introduction service for homosexual bears recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Deflation Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Can we stop this nonsense now? I don't want to visit HPC and see ads for string vests, leather caps and Kylie CDs. What the hell is a "gay bear" anyway? A panda who loves a spot of uphill gardening? I'm sure I could do a Google search, but I don't homo-erotica stored on the government's file of my internet surfing habits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Can we stop this nonsense now?I don't want to visit HPC and see ads for string vests, leather caps and Kylie CDs. What the hell is a "gay bear" anyway? A panda who loves a spot of uphill gardening? I'm sure I could do a Google search, but I don't homo-erotica stored on the government's file of my internet surfing habits. You need to get in touch with your inner gay - Danny La Rue maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 straight acting gay bear with gsoh wltm non-smoking b/f for romantic nights in, walks in the woods, picnics, occassional bdsm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Realist 8 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Can we stop this nonsense now?I don't want to visit HPC and see ads for string vests, leather caps and Kylie CDs. This quote amused me very much! My turn...... ROTUND HOMOSEXUAL LOVING FURRY WILD ANIMAL ....did I manage to conjure the advert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 What the hell is a "gay bear" anyway? It's someone who believes the population as a whole is likely to get less in the future. It's the opposite of a gay bull, who's of the opinion that people are getting more gay. Gay bear dating sites are odd places where groups of gay bears draw candle graphs in an attempt to predict when the occupants of no. 17 will become less gay. And for tomorrow's lesson we shall be discussing whether a brown hanky in the back pocket means someone's long or short copper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tin Foil Hat Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 Well I'm confused. We've not invoked any of the funny old adverts at all, or new ones for that matter. This is still a mystery. We definitely do get muslim dating/iranian dating on those relevant threads, so why not the fat gay bear blokes? TFH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Maybe they've turned the Google content network off, in which case all the Anthea Turner Camembert in the world won't make them come back. You may need to retarget at, as suggested earlier, hot amateur milf next door action, or something similar (hot amateur milf two doors down action, for example). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Bart' Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Maybe they've turned the Google content network off, in which case all the Anthea Turner Camembert in the world won't make them come back. You may need to retarget at, as suggested earlier, hot amateur milf next door action, or something similar (hot amateur milf two doors down action, for example). What the hot lesbian twins are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Deflation Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I'm tired of this "gay bear" nonsense. I don't give a monkey's about a person's sexual preference; if they are of the general opinion that house prices must fall, then they are a good person (irrespective of their sexual proclivities). A bear is a bear is a bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tin Foil Hat Posted June 24, 2009 Author Share Posted June 24, 2009 I'm tired of this "gay bear" nonsense. I don't give a monkey's about a person's sexual preference; if they are of the general opinion that house prices must fall, then they are a good person (irrespective of their sexual proclivities).A bear is a bear is a bear. One of us misses the point. I care not of the bear's orientation, it was a funny ad to see and I was trying to invoke it on demand. It was a bit random how it appeared in the threads it did, so maybe it needs less obvious keywords? TFH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I'm tired of this "gay bear" nonsense. I don't give a monkey's about a person's sexual preference; if they are of the general opinion that house prices must fall, then they are a good person (irrespective of their sexual proclivities).A bear is a bear is a bear. Danny, in gay parlance, a bear is a big hairy guy. Nowt to do with bears and bulls on HPC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I'm tired of this "gay bear" nonsense. I don't give a monkey's about a person's sexual preference; if they are of the general opinion that house prices must fall, then they are a good person (irrespective of their sexual proclivities).A bear is a bear is a bear. By way of explanation... I'm guessing you weren't here for the Gay Bear Dating adverts. Google adwords allows advertisers to place ads either as sponsored links in their search results, or displayed on pages that choose to show Google ads as part of the content network (such as this site). The adverts are displayed on pages that are deemed by Google's indexing wotsit to match the keywords supplied by the advertiser. Last year at some point (I think it was, anyway) year, a gay bear* dating site started using Adwords and presumably had a search term in there that specified phrases containing gay or bear. HPC, being absolutely stuffed to the gunwales with the word 'bear', was therefore chosen by Google as a suitable place to display these ads. In short, it's not homophobic in the slightest, just an attempt to see if we can get some similarly out of place ads displayed. Sadly it's unlikely to work as Google treats the domain (excluding subdomains) as a single entity with regard to assessment for keywords for adwords ads, so unless we all change our sigs to 'UK MILF action swinger party' (or maybe MILF is allowed as an alternative to bull or bear) we're unlikely to manage it. Still, makes a change from wall-to-wall gold ads. (For what it's worth, yes, I use adwords, and it's possible for your ads to end up in some really rather unexpected places. The content network only really works if you're advertising on very specific search terms, and I can see how they got into one hell of a mess allowing the word 'bear' into 'or' phrases.). * Chaps who go for larger, more rough n' ready chaps. Nothing financial about it at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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'Bart' Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 The one on the left looks like a psycho, whereas the one on the right looks a bit shifty. Decisions, decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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