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This title is very misleading. Still managed to crack one off though.

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Misleading hpc crackpot nonsense.

Isn't that the norm?

Good thread though.

Looks like being a fun film as well ;)

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Isn't that the norm?

It would appear so. We are indeed in good company.

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If this comes to pass, what will it do for house prices?

And can my baked bean stash protect me? :unsure:

In true HPC tradition I haven't actually watched the film the OP is refering to but I think you'll need more than a few baked beans.

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I thought this was a London Olympics thread, but I watched the trailer and have seen the light.

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How did this thread get over 100,000 view?

..yet only 10 replies

:blink:

Good question. Either I've been admiring my own Post rather too much or 100,000 other people have?

Must be something of a record for the HPC off-topic sub forum?

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How did this thread get over 100,000 view?

..yet only 10 replies

:blink:

Did you mean: hard core horse porn

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No idea, but Google seems to love indexing hpc, even as I type this it will be on google in seconds. Sarah Beeny loves cake

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Good question. Either I've been admiring my own Post rather too much or 100,000 other people have?

Must be something of a record for the HPC off-topic sub forum?

"From the director of Independence Day"

Think I'll give it a miss then.

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Seeing as in true Hollywood style the trailer gives away most of the plot, you might need one of these too:

A cheap foreigner to outsource to?

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Did you mean: hard core horse porn
  1. Results for: hard core house porn

    Hard Core Porn For The Survivalist - House Price Crash forum

No idea, but Google seems to love indexing hpc, even as I type this it will be on google in seconds. Sarah Beeny loves cake

Google results

Number 1 for hard core house porn

Number 2 hard core porn house

Number 3 for hard core house pron

Number 5 hard core porn inside house

Number 6 core house prices

Woah!

This thread is a great marketing tool for the site then!

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Did you mean: hard core horse porn
  1. Results for: hard core house porn

    Hard Core Porn For The Survivalist - House Price Crash forum

No idea, but Google seems to love indexing hpc, even as I type this it will be on google in seconds. Sarah Beeny loves cake

Google results

Number 1 for hard core house porn

Number 2 hard core porn house

Number 3 for hard core house pron

Number 4 for survivalist porn

Number 5 hard core porn inside house

Number 6 core house prices

Perhaps it's a sign of an insatiable thirst for survivalist porn. Someone will be seting up a website at 'Foiltube.com' next

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Good question. Either I've been admiring my own Post rather too much or 100,000 other people have?

Must be something of a record for the HPC off-topic sub forum?

I'm very proud of this thread and am very happy I started it.

Can I have my commission now please Mods?

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In all honesty, yes I did.

Judging by your avatar, that doesn't surprise me.

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Perhaps it's a sign of an insatiable thirst for survivalist porn. Someone will be seting up a website at 'Foiltube.com' next

Foiltube.com?

Sounds painful....

I think I'll pass on that. Although I am told there are websites specialising in 'passing on that' too.

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How about hamstertube?

If your going to have relations with a hamster you need something stronger than just a cardboard loo roll tube or they will spilt. I would suggest duck tape.

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one to watch on IMAX?

Im loving the '100,000' hits to this thread, how did HPC stay running?!?

I wonder how much money you made for the HPC owners with this thread?

I'm tempted to post an ad to this thread and make a bit of money myself!

Does anyone want to rent a room in Worcester UK, All inclusive just send me a message!

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Kirsty Allsop destroyed by cornish pasty.

For a moment there I thought we were into "wafer thin mint" territory...

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