Hard Core Porn For The Survivalist

[Guest anorthosite]

2012 Trailer

[Y-QUERK]

This title is very misleading. Still managed to crack one off though.

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Misleading hpc crackpot nonsense.

Good thread though.

[Guest anorthosite]

Misleading hpc crackpot nonsense.

Isn't that the norm?

Good thread though.

Looks like being a fun film as well

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Isn't that the norm?

It would appear so. We are indeed in good company.

[General Melchett]

If this comes to pass, what will it do for house prices?

And can my baked bean stash protect me?

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If this comes to pass, what will it do for house prices?

And can my baked bean stash protect me?

In true HPC tradition I haven't actually watched the film the OP is refering to but I think you'll need more than a few baked beans.

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I thought this was a London Olympics thread, but I watched the trailer and have seen the light.

[Saving For a Space Ship]

How did this thread get over 100,000 views?

..yet only 10 replies

Edit ..spelling

[General Melchett]

How did this thread get over 100,000 view?

..yet only 10 replies

Good question. Either I've been admiring my own Post rather too much or 100,000 other people have?

Must be something of a record for the HPC off-topic sub forum?

[three pint princess]

How did this thread get over 100,000 view?

..yet only 10 replies

Did you mean: hard core horse porn

1. Results for: hard core house porn

   Hard Core Porn For The Survivalist - House Price Crash forum

No idea, but Google seems to love indexing hpc, even as I type this it will be on google in seconds. Sarah Beeny loves cake

Google results

Number 1 for hard core house porn

Number 2 hard core porn house

Number 3 for hard core house pron

Number 4 for survivalist porn

Number 5 hard core porn inside house

Number 6 core house prices

[twatmangle]

Good question. Either I've been admiring my own Post rather too much or 100,000 other people have?

Must be something of a record for the HPC off-topic sub forum?

"From the director of Independence Day"

Think I'll give it a miss then.

[Garry AKA Pod]

Seeing as in true Hollywood style the trailer gives away most of the plot, you might need one of these too:

A cheap foreigner to outsource to?

[MOP]

Did you mean: hard core horse porn

1. Results for: hard core house porn

   Hard Core Porn For The Survivalist - House Price Crash forum

No idea, but Google seems to love indexing hpc, even as I type this it will be on google in seconds. Sarah Beeny loves cake

Google results

Number 1 for hard core house porn

Number 2 hard core porn house

Number 3 for hard core house pron

Number 5 hard core porn inside house

Number 6 core house prices

Woah!

This thread is a great marketing tool for the site then!

[Saving For a Space Ship]

Did you mean: hard core horse porn

1. Results for: hard core house porn

   Hard Core Porn For The Survivalist - House Price Crash forum

No idea, but Google seems to love indexing hpc, even as I type this it will be on google in seconds. Sarah Beeny loves cake

Google results

Number 1 for hard core house porn

Number 2 hard core porn house

Number 3 for hard core house pron

Number 4 for survivalist porn

Number 5 hard core porn inside house

Number 6 core house prices

Perhaps it's a sign of an insatiable thirst for survivalist porn. Someone will be seting up a website at 'Foiltube.com' next

[Guest anorthosite]

Did you mean: hard core horse porn

In all honesty, yes I did.

[Guest anorthosite]

Good question. Either I've been admiring my own Post rather too much or 100,000 other people have?

Must be something of a record for the HPC off-topic sub forum?

I'm very proud of this thread and am very happy I started it.

Can I have my commission now please Mods?

[Guest Skinty]

In all honesty, yes I did.

Judging by your avatar, that doesn't surprise me.

[General Melchett]

Perhaps it's a sign of an insatiable thirst for survivalist porn. Someone will be seting up a website at 'Foiltube.com' next

Foiltube.com?

Sounds painful....

I think I'll pass on that. Although I am told there are websites specialising in 'passing on that' too.

[Guest anorthosite]

Foiltube.com?

How about hamstertube?

[General Melchett]

How about hamstertube?

Marvellous

Although I dont recommend you look into this any deeper. You may end up with singed eyebrows.

[KingBingo]

How about hamstertube?

If your going to have relations with a hamster you need something stronger than just a cardboard loo roll tube or they will spilt. I would suggest duck tape.

[AteMoose]

one to watch on IMAX?

Im loving the '100,000' hits to this thread, how did HPC stay running?!?

I wonder how much money you made for the HPC owners with this thread?

I'm tempted to post an ad to this thread and make a bit of money myself!

Does anyone want to rent a room in Worcester UK, All inclusive just send me a message!

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Kirsty Allsop destroyed by cornish pasty.

[Guest anorthosite]

Kirsty Allsop destroyed by cornish pasty.

For a moment there I thought we were into "wafer thin mint" territory...