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Hey, at least there's some excitement in the relationship!

His prank was far more original though ;)

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Hey, at least there's some excitement in the relationship!

His prank was far more original though ;)

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Reminds me of this letter in Viz...

MY HUSBAND plays a joke on me every April Fool's day. Last year I was

determined not to be caught out, but lo and behold he tricked me again.

Knowing I like cats, he woke me at 3.00am and told me there was a basket

of kittens stuck on our chimney. I immediately climbed out of the

bedroom window and shinned up the drainpipe onto the roof. When I got

there and saw nothing but the television aerial I realised I had been had.

However, the joke wasn't over. When I got back into the bedroom the cheeky

devil had filled my slippers with broken glass. I'm determined he won't

get me this year.

Ethel Alcohol, Sutton

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1) Girl hits boy over head with baking tray while he is eating his cereal and reading a magazine

2) Boy tells girl that video of her prank is on a website. She comes over to look while he slaps her bottom and grinds a custard pie in her face

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That so and so would'nt dare fall asleep on the couch in my house, not after that, having pencil d**k written in indelible marker on your forehead should go down well at the office! ;)

She started it!

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She started it!

Oh, sometimes I can be a cloth head! I viewed them the wrong way round.

Sheesh, I wouldn't dare do that to Mr EG. he would exact a terrible and very unfunny revenge. It would go on for months, I would live in fear of spiders in the bed and getting picked up and dumped in fountains and all sorts.

He would mount a campaign of terror, he would get the kids to join in, he may even recruit my mum.

Oh god, OMG I'm going for a lie down now. :ph34r:

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Link needs you to sign up to see... Can you precis, please?

No signing in need to view the link, they are just videos from You Tube, perhaps you have a firewall blocking them.

Ah Viz, those were the days, only surpassed by Oink!

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Ah Viz, those were the days, only surpassed by Oink!

Wash your mouth out, Oink was one of those terrible Viz copycats wasn't it?

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