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tomandlu

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Whilst I can see how it could be useful for those incapable of reaching the parts in need of wiping, I can't help feeling that inaccurately wielding turd-laden loo roll may have certain unwanted side effects. Well, I say unwanted. You never know, there might be cultures in which toilet ritual demands the transfer of faeces to the back of the scrotum. What a wonderful world we live in!

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Guest anorthosite

Good heavens, is that the delightful Jenna Haze presenting that advert?

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Guest skullingtonjoe
Clean Wipe

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Don`t forget the X-Factor, I`m a Celebrity, Big Brother etc. We sow the seeds of our own destruction... :(

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Paper? I have a Great Dane which licks me clean with considerable gusto.

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what's the matter?,the andrex puppy not good enough for wiping on?

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what's the matter?,the andrex puppy not good enough for wiping on?

The Andrex puppy doesn't clean itself in quite the same way the dane's tongue does ;)

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The Andrex puppy doesn't clean itself in quite the same way the dane's tongue does ;)

Just remember not to let him lick your facr if you ever run into him. He's called Brandreth, by the way.

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Just remember not to let him lick your facr if you ever run into him. He's called Brandreth, by the way.

:lol: Trusting in an established brand-name in the business eh.

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