I Need A Duff Name To For A Newspaper Interview

[Tin Foil Hat]

No, it's not a national, just a local who wants to speak with me about a local issue. They say they need my name (not sure why).

As I am the admin/owner of a local website, I want to preserve anonymity and therefore need a duff name which will be witty and yet sensible enough to get past the reporter.

So, HPC is the place to ask.

The theme of the article is on speeding cars in residential areas in a particular place in the South East of England.

I know this is waay off-topic but please leave a little while mods, and add your own. Move to OT at will.

My starter for 10:

Alasondro Alegre from the Beastie Boy's Sabotage video. Reason: Cos I think it's cool and I dig the big old car in the video

TFH

[Tin Foil Hat]

Sibley McTroot

Hehe I hadn't thought of hpc names.

Rinoa Sibley-McTavish?

[The Masked Tulip]

Clinster Mctuck - Canadian Scottish.

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Ivan Agofasta

[SarahBell]

Caprice Ore Shush

http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?a...;t=1000&a=n

They should be happy to let you use a nom de plume

but they will want your real name

[slurms mackenzie]

Damien.

[juvenal]

You're rapper Rat Run

or outraged resident Cyril Nimby...

[Guest anorthosite]

Bruno Powroznik

[Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond]

Oh I think Chris Morris specilizes in these.

Collaterlie Sisters

Rosie May

Corin Piper

Harfynn Teuport

Sukie Bapswent

Gavin Hawtrey

Susanna Gekkaloys

Colin Poppshed

Iggy Pop Barker

Remedy Malahide

Travis Daveley

Barbara Wintergreen

Eugene Fraxby

Douglas Trox

Peter O'Hanraha'hanrahan

Spartacus Mills

[Moo]

Hugh Janus? Robin Banks? Chuck Peanuts? Doug Graves? Phil Doles?

['Bart']

Vincent Furnier (Alice Cooper's real name)

Clifford Price (Goldie)

Maurice Cole (Kenny Everett)

Brian Warner (Marilyn Manson)

Russell Roberts (Russ Abbot)

[shedfish]

Ginster Spasky

Walter Wall

Duane Pipe

Albert Hall

Chris Packet

Finn Toyle

Arthur Ian Knight

Norman French

Franklin Mint

Brent Crude

[Wannabe]

Mandy Brown

Hugh Janus

[3 Men In A Boat]

Robin Emblind, Xavier Self or Phyllis Sophical

[Hawk]

Johnny Xylophone!

[The Masked Tulip]

"My name is Amanda Jones. I had a sex-change but decided to keep my original name!"

[Sibley's Love Child]

Roger Uphill-Gardener

[Guest anorthosite]

Just introduce yourself as "the Doctor"

[Tin Foil Hat]

Thanks for the suggestions. Crackingly good ideas there.

Sarah Bell - why would they want a real name at all? This is the bit I'm not sure about. They say in the letters page that a name and address are required for anything to be printed in the paper as well.

I've always fancied the name Nathaniel J. Cuntbiscuit as well but that's not going to slip under the radar.

TFH

[50%deposit]

Gordon Brown?

Gordon Blown?

Gordon Black?

Gordon Green?

Gordon Blue?

Gordon Yellow?

Gordon Grey?

Gordon Pink?

Gordon & his Pink Oboe?

[Cinzano Bianco]

Ivor Biggun

[Moo]

Henrietta Andshehadn'tevenwashedfirst-eeuuuw!

[shedfish]

Oh I think Chris Morris specilizes in these.

Collaterlie Sisters

Rosie May

Corin Piper

Harfynn Teuport

Sukie Bapswent

Gavin Hawtrey

Susanna Gekkaloys

Colin Poppshed

Iggy Pop Barker

Remedy Malahide

Travis Daveley

Barbara Wintergreen

Eugene Fraxby

Douglas Trox

Peter O'Hanraha'hanrahan

Spartacus Mills

not forgetting

Pheena Haarlem

David Jat

Ted Maul

[SarahBell]

Thanks for the suggestions. Crackingly good ideas there.

Sarah Bell - why would they want a real name at all? This is the bit I'm not sure about. They say in the letters page that a name and address are required for anything to be printed in the paper as well.

I've always fancied the name Nathaniel J. Cuntbiscuit as well but that's not going to slip under the radar.

TFH

No don't have a rude fake name. Just a really normal one.

You can write your letter and sign it:

John Stinkbottom, Localarea

Nom de plume of YOUR REAL NAME and Address.

They don't publish it.

It's just an etiquette thing - to make sure you're not evil politicians faking letters mainly. And to weed out the labour supporters.

[Radge]

Justin Cider-Belvoir