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Would need to see a floorplan. Looks claustraphobic and cheap though.

This is of course, actually a studio flat trying to justify its high price by calling itself a one bedroom flat in Tower Hamlets where most people are just *dying* to live. The sellers are no doubt shooting themselves in the foot with such exaggerations, and any buyer would be stabbed in the back for living in such an area.

Edited by Sir Sidney Roughdiamond

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prison-cell.jpg

^^^

If you want to upgrade your accommodation try robbing a bank, if you succeed you're sorted, if not you'll get the above, win win eitherway.

Edited by sillybear2

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:lol::blink::P

Me and Mrs Roughdiamond just had a good laugh over that one.

With modern flats, hard board floors and an obesity epidemic I don't like potential outcome of that one.

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Like this bathroom, do not mix with alcohol

F*ck me, that's ridiculous (and they want 1M+ for it)! Imagine getting in and out of it with someone else in the room too - I mean, even people who've lived together for decades don't necessarily want to give their partner a full on view of their undercarriage on a regular basis.

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Take a look at the 'bedroom' of this 1 bedroom flat.

Unbelieveable.

And dangerous too, for anyone with an acrobatic sex-life.

And if I see one more advert using the phrase "comprises of" I'm really going to have to tear an estate agent's head off.

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prison-cell.jpg

^^^

If you want to upgrade your accommodation try robbing a bank, if you succeed you're sorted, if not you'll get the above, win win eitherway.

is that Gordon Brown on the tele?

discusting that they get to watch our great leader and be inspired and all for free!!!!

looks pretty grim. if i went to prison i would end up sharing with a retard, no escape...... nightmare, very scary. bit like my reality now.

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Those beds are horrible

stairs-up-to-bed-don.jpg

There's some kind of hooded assailant on the TV, just to make the place look even more inviting.

Another homely feature: the railing on the side of the bed would be really handy if you decided to hang yourself.

Edited by Scunnered

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Get the Mr Muscle bathroom spray out ...

2dsig6f.jpg

*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* (just cleaning the bath, love)

That looks like Jacqui Smith's husband loading new porn into the plasma screen.

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Ahh, that's why they are called 'self-lifting booms'

(Badum tishhh!)

Yup, also used to clear unwanted sh1t from high places.

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they've even managed to fit a separate dining room in, just past the patio door.

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The one with the batch doesn't comply with building Regs or even common sense.

Getting in and out of the bath is usually done at the side not the end. Plus you are usually wet and none of those surfaces look particularly safe when wet.

In addition to this if you spashed any water over the side which I do quite frequently in the bath all your clothes in the wardrobe would be ruined.

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The one with the batch doesn't comply with building Regs or even common sense.

Getting in and out of the bath is usually done at the side not the end. Plus you are usually wet and none of those surfaces look particularly safe when wet.

In addition to this if you spashed any water over the side which I do quite frequently in the bath all your clothes in the wardrobe would be ruined.

trouble with this website, its infested with HSE officers.

they are never any fun. :lol:

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