Guest BAREBEAR_soon to be ALIVA Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 No. He's a tit. I'll accept that as a full capitulation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carbonoid Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Look at this picture and tell me you do not see a tosser: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BAREBEAR_soon to be ALIVA Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Look at this picture and tell me you do not see a tosser: Yeh I don't. I see a smart black guy wearing a bit of bling thats all. What do you think is so bad about it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carbonoid Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Yeh I don't.I see a smart black guy wearing a bit of bling thats all. What do you think is so bad about it ? God love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BAREBEAR_soon to be ALIVA Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 God love you. Well what do you expect from a bloke earning his sort of wedge, a flat cap and hobnail boots ? Anyway it just looks like an ad for a limosuine hire company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMAC67 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 I forget now, is that Crockett or Tubbs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhpcza Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Ashley Cole is a qunt. A nice example of how he behaves on the pitch was to go in late, studs up on Alan Hutton last season -- could've broken his leg. Amazingly, the ref gives him only a yellow card. Cole berates the ref and turns his back on him like a petulant little kid. He's a first class pr1ck. And it's not an isolated incident with him, but before his dad asks me to catelogue his entire career, allow me to say that i can't be bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CokeSnortingTory Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 I think a good way to re-stimulate the economy would be to offer bonds on Ronaldo. Maybe call them "Ronaldo Futures". You could buy them in the expectation that the next time Ronaldo is sold his value is increased above £80m. And then you could maybe hedge against it with Ronaldo Default Swaps (a good investment I think) in which you gamble that the flouncing tw*t loses value due to no longer putting any effort in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kengan Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Drivel. One example - vist Stoke and see their fans. They mirror exactly the depressing, economic wasteland that is the thuggish potteries. Liverpool are the same - their fans mirror the thuggish, criminal, depressing economic wasteland that is Merseyside. So you would be a Chelsea 'fan' from leafy Leamington Spa. Ignorant Steve Cohen by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashologist Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 I think a good way to re-stimulate the economy would be to offer bonds on Ronaldo. Maybe call them "Ronaldo Futures". You could buy them in the expectation that the next time Ronaldo is sold his value is increased above £80m. And then you could maybe hedge against it with Ronaldo Default Swaps (a good investment I think) in which you gamble that the flouncing tw*t loses value due to no longer putting any effort in. Could we have 'Newcastle Futures' too please? I expect Ronaldo went because his agents were unhappy that he would soon be paying 50 % tax as opposed to 20% with this move on the cards. Football nearly crashed a few years ago but then Chelsea reinflated the bubble by injecting loads of cash into the transfer market (just like BTL reinflated the housing market). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianb78 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Fulham don't deserve to be in Premier League It's only thanks to Al Fayed's cash that they are there Forest got higher gates than Fulham even in League One!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concrete Jungle Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 You put your transfer in Your transfer out in out, in out, you fook your club about you do the Cristiano and you change your mind that's what its all about! Ohhhh Ronaldo is a w@nker Ohhhh Ronaldo is a w@nker Ohhhh Ronaldo is a w@nker, knees bent, arm stretch, dive dive dive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warwick-Watcher Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 If this inflates the Primadonna's ego a touch he will burst with a nasty mess. Anything but Real Madrid for the Spanish Liga next year, then we will see him sulk. I see he's been getting involved with the fragrant Paris Hilton. Hope he used a condom and lots of anti-fungal soap if he dived right in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosh Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Ashley Cole is a qunt. A nice example of how he behaves on the pitch was to go in late, studs up on Alan Hutton last season -- could've broken his leg. Amazingly, the ref gives him only a yellow card. Cole berates the ref and turns his back on him like a petulant little kid. He's a first class pr1ck. And it's not an isolated incident with him, but before his dad asks me to catelogue his entire career, allow me to say that i can't be bothered. Spurs fan? Ashley Cole is not known for reckless challenges and likewise he has a good disciplinary record. It was a one off tackle and he apologised in person to Hutton and the referee. I think your issue maybe that he once played for your bitter rivals Arsenal and now plays for your other bitter rivals Chelsea. He was a complete wan-ker when he played for Arsenal but now he is playing for Chelsea he is a good un Come on chaps this is footy banter..... You berate Cole for turning his back on the ref like a petulant kid but you post an attack and then finish the same post with "but before his dad asks me to catelogue his entire career, allow me to say that i can't be bothered." Pot Kettle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosh Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I see he's been getting involved with the fragrant Paris Hilton. Hope he used a condom and lots of anti-fungal soap if he dived right in! Apparantly it`s ok because he dribbled all over her, then fell over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsNoelEdmonds Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I don't like football, but I think Ronaldo is gorgeous!!! His foppish brand of petulance is worth way more than £80 million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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