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A Very Short Poem.

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PEBBLES

Shiny Eric on the beach

sitting all alone.

None listened until now

about those LIAR LOANS

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Shiny pebbles on the beach,

On the darkest night.

Careful o'er for what you reach

As it might turn out to be something other than a pebble.

You never know in this light.

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PEBBLES.

Shiny pebbles on the beach

Where the sea meets the shore

Take a pebble home with you

And it will shine no more

Unless you put it in a bowl of water

Or other similar receptacle

You could also varnish it.

Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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PEBBLES.

Shiny pebbles on the beach

Where the sea meets the shore

Take a pebble home with you

And it will shine no more.

Cynical bastards the lot of them. I think it's quite a nice little ditty, if factually incorrect.

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Cynical bastards the lot of them. I think it's quite a nice little ditty, if factually incorrect.

Thanks X-Quork, I agree that poetic licence is in full effect there.

HPC is a good release valve for all the stuff clogging my mind. Just have to get rid sometimes, you know the score. ;)

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PEBBLES.

Shiny pebbles on the beach

Where the sea meets the shore

Take a pebble home with you

And it will shine no more.

:( I feel like that about daisies and buttercups. Hate to see 'em picked, They are such a lovely adornment for our fields and grass verges.

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PEBBLES.

Shiny pebbles on the beach

Where the sea meets the shore

Take a pebble home with you

And it will shine no more.

I like it, as imagined in a Charlie Chuck style ;)

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PEBBLES.

Shiny pebbles on the beach

Where the sea meets the shore

Take a pebble home with you

And it will shine no more.

I can think of an application for that ditty,

It involves titty,

It might be pretty,

But is sure turns shitty.

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There was a young girl from Brazil,

Who couldn't afford her bill.

She flew over to London,

and her dress she undone,

While the gents queued to all have their fill.

:( Sorry.

Columbia. Most come from Columbia. Cartahagna or some place.

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I have a frown

due to the clown

known as Brown

fingers crossed he'll drown

or his government dissolved by the crown

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I can think of an application for that ditty,

It involves titty,

It might be pretty,

But is sure turns shitty.

Sounds like a chapter from the secret life of Walter Mitty

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There was a young woman called Gill

Who swallowed a gunpowder pill

They found her v@gina in South Carolina

And bits of her t1ts in Brazil

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