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All part of his next plan to woo the people

remember when the Royal familytook part in Its a Knockout

" Browns got Talent" coming to your screens live and exclusively from BBC television

where celebrities will have the chance to join the inner Cabinet and rule the UK

the judging panel will be made up of Gordon Brown MP for Kirkcaldy /Cowdenbeath

Gordon Brown Prime Mentalist and Gordon Brown dressed as Superman

The nations favourite celebs such as Joanna Glumley, Esther Ranting and Alan Sugardaddy

will attempt to get 3 yes votes for displays of smugness , ability to lie and smiling falsely

Susan Boyle has been given a bye to the semi final as has her cat Pebbles who has

been behaving like the cat that got the cream and as such is poised to take over from

Alistar Darling to whom he bears an uncanny resemblence

viewers can phone ***** **** ***** and calls will cost you no more than 50p (a minute)

I believe this is the right thing to do

Its what people are telling us they want

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