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Im going to check between my toes tonight, for Jesus in the Yeast that is.

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Rubbish.

It is a NASA spaceman trying to do a deal with a giant space-slug who is zapping him in the eyes with his hypnotic laser eyes.

"TELL BEN TO PRINT MORE SLUG FOOD"

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looks like marmite on a lid to me.

Those who do not see will have their eyes put out.

Now, do you see?

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Those who do not see will have their eyes put out.

Now, do you see?

ITS HIM< THE MESSIAH< THANK YOU YOUR TIMNESS.....oh profit, why is the messiah a Kangaroo?

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looks like marmite on a lid to me.

It has the eyes and nose of a proboscis monkey yet seems to be singing into a microphone.

Is it Micky Dolenz?

Edited by Dave Spart

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looks like marmite on a lid to me.

That's all I could make out.

It's a miracle if you can find the stuff round here. :angry:

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I can see the man sh@gging the kangaroo, but I can't see the monkey singing into the microphone.

It's like one of those magic eye pictures.

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ITS HIM< THE MESSIAH< THANK YOU YOUR TIMNESS.....oh profit, why is the messiah a Kangaroo?

Bless you my son.

(Your saviour is on the left, the thing on the right is the foul form of Beelzebub).

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A relative worked in a bookshop. One of their biggest sellers was a Book of Spells.

In the 21st century FFS

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A relative worked in a bookshop. One of their biggest sellers was a Book of Spells.

In the 21st century FFS

I always preferred Adsa's own Yeast Extract. Much cheaper and I thought was actually a superior product.

Please someone send me some! Please!

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I always preferred Adsa's own Yeast Extract. Much cheaper and I thought was actually a superior product.

Please someone send me some! Please!

Mr Parry, you've been misled again.

Yeast Extract isn't a spell. "Take the eye of a cobra, a comfrey leaf and some snot..' is a spell.

Edited by juvenal

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..and this isn't even the Daily Mash :blink::huh::lol:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm

WTF. That is it. I am hoping global war destroys the human race asap, we don't deserve to be alive with idiots like this amongst our number.

How can it even be a news story? I don't pay my licence fee, but many others do, why the hell are they paying for journalists to repeat drivel spouted by @rsemonkeys like this?

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I always preferred Adsa's own Yeast Extract. Much cheaper and I thought was actually a superior product.

Please someone send me some! Please!

http://www.britishexpatsupplies.com/

I bit into a mince beef pie for the first time in six months yesterday. Absolute bliss. Bought it from me local barber of all people. Nice bloke.

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http://www.britishexpatsupplies.com/

I bit into a mince beef pie for the first time in six months yesterday. Absolute bliss. Bought it from me local barber of all people. Nice bloke.

You can get it bruv, but it's about £6 for a 50p jar.

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A relative worked in a bookshop. One of their biggest sellers was a Book of Spells.

Mumbo jumbo conquering the world.

Below we see the National Association of Vested Interests (The Navis) weaving their spell over the sheeple:

nazi_crowd_salute.jpg

NAVIs: Which is the only way property prices ever go?

Sheeple : Higher!

Edited by Dave Spart

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