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A russian arrived at a little seaside village in frnace which was suffering due to the fall off in tourists.

He went to a little 3 star hotel where rooms cost E100 per night , put an E100 bill on the counter and said he'd like to stay the night but would like to look at a couple of rooms to choose which he preferred. The manager sent him to the third floor where the best rooms were with the porter.

As soon as he had gone the manager took the E100 and rushed to his butchers who he owed money to and gave it to him.

The butcher then took the E100 and went to his wholesaler who he owed money to.

The wholesaler took the E100 and went to the farmer who he owed E100 to.

The Farmer went to a local prostitute who had spent an agreeable night with but still owed E100 and gave the note to her.

The prostitute rushed to the hotel and gave them the E100 to clear her debt and put it on the front desk.

The russian then came back downstairs and said he wouldn't stay after all, took back the E100 and walked out.

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A russian arrived at a little seaside village in frnace which was suffering due to the fall off in tourists.

He went to a little 3 star hotel where rooms cost E100 per night , put an E100 bill on the counter and said he'd like to stay the night but would like to look at a couple of rooms to choose which he preferred. The manager sent him to the third floor where the best rooms were with the porter.

As soon as he had gone the manager took the E100 and rushed to his butchers who he owed money to and gave it to him.

The butcher then took the E100 and went to his wholesaler who he owed money to.

The wholesaler took the E100 and went to the farmer who he owed E100 to.

The Farmer went to a local prostitute who had spent an agreeable night with but still owed E100 and gave the note to her.

The prostitute rushed to the hotel and gave them the E100 to clear her debt and put it on the front desk.

The russian then came back downstairs and said he wouldn't stay after all, took back the E100 and walked out.

Old topic done to death.

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A russian arrived at a little seaside village in frnace which was suffering due to the fall off in tourists.

He went to a little 3 star hotel where rooms cost E100 per night , put an E100 bill on the counter and said he'd like to stay the night but would like to look at a couple of rooms to choose which he preferred. The manager sent him to the third floor where the best rooms were with the porter.

As soon as he had gone the manager took the E100 and rushed to his butchers who he owed money to and gave it to him.

The butcher then took the E100 and went to his wholesaler who he owed money to.

The wholesaler took the E100 and went to the farmer who he owed E100 to.

The Farmer went to a local prostitute who had spent an agreeable night with but still owed E100 and gave the note to her.

The prostitute rushed to the hotel and gave them the E100 to clear her debt and put it on the front desk.

The russian then came back downstairs and said he wouldn't stay after all, took back the E100 and walked out.

Am I caught in a rift in the space time continuum? Deja Vu!

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Am I caught in a rift in the space time continuum? Deja Vu!

No, it happened last week in a provincial French town - exactly the same trades though.

I'm most interested that the Euro seems to have become the prime currency in Russian seaside resorts.

:lol:

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Which is ok in an all cash economy, unless everyone owes the prostitute E100, and she takes it back to Monaco.

When most of the money supply is credit based, then, rather akin to everyone owing the whore, everyone must give everything back to the bankers, with a little bit extra that hasn't been made yet.

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They are all done to death... its only boredom that keeps people coming back.

+1

Not so much boredom but it's dark here now and I can't do the garden.

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Not so much boredom but it's dark here now and I can't do the garden.

Ere this garden of yours, what is it the national stadium or something ?

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pleasure garden

It is a pleasure, yes.

Turf tomorrow. 35p a square metre.

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It is a pleasure, yes.

Turf tomorrow. 35p a square metre.

Then the lines, then the goal posts, then the hockey sticks, then the invitation letter to the local schools.

I know what your up to out there.

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Then the lines, then the goal posts, then the hockey sticks, then the invitation letter to the local schools.

I know what your up to out there.

You are funny, but what's put you in such a stinking mood today?

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You are funny, but what's put you in such a stinking mood today?

Didn't realise I was, why ?

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did it use to be a forest?

No. Forests have trees.

It's grown the same as in the UK. Big business out here. It's just cheaper.

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Are you going to be growing food in your garden, or is it just ornamental?

Both.

Climbing plants around the outside, veg patches, fruit trees.

The farms are round the corner so really it's just a convenience store. Go out and pick a bit of fruit for breakfast.

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A russian arrived at a little seaside village in frnace which was suffering due to the fall off in tourists.

He went to a little 3 star hotel where rooms cost E100 per night , put an E100 bill on the counter and said he'd like to stay the night but would like to look at a couple of rooms to choose which he preferred. The manager sent him to the third floor where the best rooms were with the porter.

As soon as he had gone the manager took the E100 and rushed to his butchers who he owed money to and gave it to him.

The butcher then took the E100 and went to his wholesaler who he owed money to.

The wholesaler took the E100 and went to the farmer who he owed E100 to.

The Farmer went to a local prostitute who had spent an agreeable night with but still owed E100 and gave the note to her.

The prostitute rushed to the hotel and gave them the E100 to clear her debt and put it on the front desk.

The russian then came back downstairs and said he wouldn't stay after all, took back the E100 and walked out.

Unfortunately, the chain breaks when the farmer refuses to pay the prostitute because she gave him a dose of 'Le Clap'.

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