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Lost. One Recovereh.

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Here's Mr Brown

What's that, Mr Brown?

You've lost your recovery?

Can we help you find it?

You're offering us a freshly printed reward?

So....off we go.......

Let's look under the used black Range Rover that's been sitting on that forecourt for 11 months now.

Is it under there?

I don't think it is, do you?

Where shall we look next?

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Let's look in the containers of auctioned-off machine tools heading for India -

No, it's not there.

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Where shall we look next?

I just looked in the boot of my parents brand new Hyundai i10 which the bought for pin money with a 'bangers and cash" agreement.

And lo it contained no recovereh.

Far from it, they will use about £10 less petrol a month, and pay £150 a year less in roadtax, and for this decrease in tax revenue the government reward the foreign manufacturer with a £1000.

Edited by Bring forth the guillotine

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You could ask the Honda workers who've just accepted a 3% pay cut, but I'm pretty sure they haven't found the recovereh, or know where it is.

I also had a peep through the white washed windows in my high street, alas no recovereh in there either.

Where else can we look?

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Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable

Let's ask Japan....

Can you help us look for our recovereh?

Well......No need to be rude.....

Sometimes these recoverehs take a long time to find.

Let's help Japan.

What were you doing just before you lost it, Japan?

What's that?

Having a house price boom?


Anyway, we must go now, if we see your recovereh, Japan, we'll be sure to copy it.

Where next?

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