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Speaker Lumley:

Order order!

The dishonourable gentlemen should know they are not permitted to wear their tin foil hats in the chamber. This is 2011 after all. Please take the remains of Mr Mandelson back to the sewer where they found him. If the rats refuse to touch him I'm sure the blowflies will finish the job!

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"They found the former despot hiding in a hole in the ground on a farm just outside Kircaldy in the Northern province of Scotland"

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sir, we found the last remaining FTB, but he's not putting in sensible offers, should we flog him some more?

or

Sir, this renter says he would rather buy and OWN. We keep flogging him but he doesn't want to live in what he calls BTL.... We think he's mentally ill sir, shall we execute him now or later?

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The house votes that Haynes-Wainwright be disbarred from the Worshipful Order of Impeccable Moustaches, effective immediately.

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This is the last of the MPs: What shall we do with this one?

Death By Widdecombe!

PS, I must say there are some cracking captions on this thread.... Some real 'soil the monitor' moments.

Edited by General Melchett

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This is the last of the MPs: What shall we do with this one?

Death By Widdecombe!

PS, I must say there are some cracking captions on this thread.... Some real 'soil the monitor' moments.

Is that like death by umbongo?

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"Claims to be Sir Ranulph Fiennes M`lud" .

"Claims he wants to tackle the new mountain found in Britain called HOC Peak"

"Say`s it`s a mountain of dodgy receipts to be found in this house"

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" Says he's Private Sibley of the Maidstone Irregulars. We caught him trying to slip through HPC lines. Then a BTL deal blew up in his face, poor blighter. Mad, of course, mad as a mongoose...'

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Says his name is Rinoa, Mulud Bart....caught him trying to ruin the shine on me 'elmet sah!

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