Dangerous Woman Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I would like to see a programme, possibly titled Property Snake, where Sarah revisits all the people she previously made programmes about to see how they are doing. I would particularly like to know what happened to the bimbo who couldn't pronounce her own name (she was called Sian and pronounced it Cyan) and was leveraged up to the hilt with a pwoperdee empire worth ohhh, millions. Remember, house prices only ever go up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 This desire for TV programmes to revisit 'developments' has come up at intervals on here. It won't happen. Many of the participants must have come to financial grief. Given human nature, even those who made a few quid on their first 'project' would have plunged further and deeper on subsequent ones. There are logistical difficulties, too. It's hard to squeeze a film crew into a Salvation Army hostel, a benefits bedsit, or your mother's spare bedroom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sillybear2 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 "Buy it, fail to Sell It, Bank repossess it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonewer Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Is she going to get her baps out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R K Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I would like to see a programme, possibly titled Property Snake, where Sarah revisits all the people she previously made programmes about to see how they are doing. I would particularly like to know what happened to the bimbo who couldn't pronounce her own name (she was called Sian and pronounced it Cyan) and was leveraged up to the hilt with a pwoperdee empire worth ohhh, millions. Remember, house prices only ever go up! http://www.sianastley.com/biography.htm You could always email and ask her.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomadd Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Is she going to get her baps out? +1 Er, no. +2. Big ones. Nomadd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Woman Posted February 20, 2009 Author Share Posted February 20, 2009 http://www.sianastley.com/biography.htmYou could always email and ask her.......... She has a law degree but can't pronounce her own name! Do people really give her interior design work? Unbelievable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saving For a Space Ship Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 (edited) How about calling it 'Property Flounder' ? As many will be juggling with the credits cards to avoid being repo's by now, Sarah could partner with Bruce Forsyth to relaunch 'Play Your Cards Right' A post watershed edition could be transmitted. Crossed with topless darts, it has a big glass card display board where Sarah 'gets 'em on the glass' Edited February 20, 2009 by Saving For a Space Ship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battenberg Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 http://www.sianastley.com/biography.htmYou could always email and ask her.......... I have to say, her recent press isn't up to much is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingnomad Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Talking of baps.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sillybear2 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Talking of baps.... You're missing the other tit :- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Bruno Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Is she going to get her baps out? There you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonewer Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Talking of baps.... AAARGGHH!!! MY EEEYYYYEESSS!!! Quick! Post some eye medicine quick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Woman Posted February 20, 2009 Author Share Posted February 20, 2009 I have to say, her recent press isn't up to much is it? Nothing since 2006. Do you remember a programme called Where Are They Now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RapMan Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Nothing since 2006. Do you remember a programme called Where Are They Now? Judging by the rest of this thread, this would be a series about breast reductions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helenreed Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I have to say, her recent press isn't up to much is it? No, it is pretty scarce. The aspirational Didsbury Magzine she writes for has a website which is 'under construction' and she has also written for 'B2L Mortgage Express' magazine. This magazine cannot still be running surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammo Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 I unfortunately watched one of the pwopertee programmes the other day, escape to the country I think it was. Whatever, they're all the same. Unless it has a paddock, it's not worth being on tele, have you noticed? They're still all refering to the sale of houses in terms of pwofit. To this day, they still refer to residential purchases as "investments". The presenters are basically clueless idiots, the irony of the sickness of this type of programme seems to have eluded broadcasters as they're still pumped this crap out as if to defy the housing "crisis". Of course, wouldn't it be nice to own a country pile which used to be a humble barn, complete with gymkhana (and most likely mice) for under 3/4 mil. Bargain, no need to show them the freaking "wildcard", sold! I figure these shows were filmed a year or two ago, but would love to see a programme where these morons are revisited for a valuation now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Woman Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 (edited) I unfortunately watched one of the pwopertee programmes the other day, escape to the country I think it was. Whatever, they're all the same. Unless it has a paddock, it's not worth being on tele, have you noticed? They're still all refering to the sale of houses in terms of pwofit. To this day, they still refer to residential purchases as "investments". The presenters are basically clueless idiots, the irony of the sickness of this type of programme seems to have eluded broadcasters as they're still pumped this crap out as if to defy the housing "crisis". Of course, wouldn't it be nice to own a country pile which used to be a humble barn, complete with gymkhana (and most likely mice) for under 3/4 mil. Bargain, no need to show them the freaking "wildcard", sold! I figure these shows were filmed a year or two ago, but would love to see a programme where these morons are revisited for a valuation now. They've done Property Ladder and Grand Designs Revisited, just not recently since all this sh1t kicked off. It would make great car crash TV to revisit all these so-called entrepreneurs now; better than watching a fat stupid person die of cancer, anyway. Edited February 21, 2009 by Dangerous Woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 They've done Property Ladder and Grand Designs Revisited, just not recently since all this sh1t kicked off. It would make great car crash TV to revisit all these so-called entrepreneurs now; better than watching a fat stupid person die of cancer, anyway. She's definitely fat, and dying of cancer but I don't think of Jade as stupid myself. Loud, prone to silly outbursts, vaguely racist but not really stupid - she's going to do something that we will all do one day - only she's making £2m from her death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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