Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Gahhhh, I thought you meant an email from The Monkey. Former HPC poster and Internet legend.I'm disappointed now. I've had a couple from Pigsy and Tripitaka recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Looks like the monkey has been a naughty boy: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7928996.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE CONDUIT Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 I've had a couple from Pigsy and Tripitaka recently. HE is not some character from your childhood television. HE is the GREAT ONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE CONDUIT Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Looks like the monkey has been a naughty boy:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7928996.stm Foolish child. HE is not some simple ape. HE has MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of followers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Bart' Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Can it be that there are posters so young and ignorant that they do not know who HE is? There's a lot of 'em about I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
history repeats Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 (edited) I seem to remember the poster know as The Monkey was one of the most prolific bear posters on this site, he was obsessed with his strudel (whatever that is) and WWF Wrestling (says it all really) and he eventually bought a property and turned to the dark side. He then berated us for months then disappeared in a puff of smoke presumably now wishing he had waited out the coming $hit storm. At least we had the last laugh at his expense. Edited March 10, 2009 by history repeats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE CONDUIT Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 There's a lot of 'em about I'm afraid. Behold. Here is one of the Wise Men who will play a role in HIS rebirth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Indeed, there is a faint smell on the breeze. But that is all. HE is trapped between this world and the next in a state of suspension. Wasn't there a hope that He could be summoned back from Limbo if the will was strong enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE CONDUIT Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 (edited) Wasn't there a hope that He could be summoned back from Limbo if the will was strong enough? And here is another of the Wise Men. Yes, Master Scunnered. This is indeed true. Although will alone is just a part of it. Those that hold HIM captive must be persuaded to set HIM free. Edited March 10, 2009 by THE CONDUIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STONE COLD Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 And here is another of the Wise Men.Yes, Master Scunnered. This is indeed true. Although will alone is just a part of it. Those that hold HIM captive must be persuaded to set HIM free. What the hell are you talking about, you old, blind Kung Fu Master? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas Cage Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 God Damn, I thought this was about 1986 Italo Disco Eurodisco "Monkey Monkey" by Flo Astaire making a comeback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timm Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Although will alone is just a part of it.Those that hold HIM captive must be persuaded to set HIM free. Let me guess, we must direct the will through THE CONDUIT? Anyway, the monkey is posting elsewhere now, disguised as property guru. (This may be a lie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE CONDUIT Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 (edited) Let me guess, we must direct the will through THE CONDUIT? Oh no, foolish child, this is not true. Firstly, I am only a one-way conduit. I can receive HIS messages but not vice versa. A two-way conduit is hard to find and very expensive, especially if you are after High Definition. HE is not made of money, you know. Secondly, the will need not be directed at HIM but at those that hold HIM in suspension. Again, I am impotent in this matter. I am but a humble conduit (you would call me a "new member") and so am not allowed to send messages to those that rule this place. What is needed is for the millions and millions of HIS followers to send The Message to those that rule the place you call HPC. Edited March 11, 2009 by THE CONDUIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Bart' Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Wasn't there a hope that He could be summoned back from Limbo if the will was strong enough? Fingers crossed. Stone Cold posting again? Can this be a sign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE CONDUIT Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Fingers crossed.Stone Cold posting again? Can this be a sign? It could well be a sign that somebody, ahem, should ask what The Message is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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