thecrashingisles Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Browsing Rightmove I came across this bizarre piece of interior design. http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sa...y-19846079.html I suppose living permanently in a boutique hotel room might appeal to some people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepless Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 (edited) Browsing Rightmove I came across this bizarre piece of interior design. http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sa...y-19846079.html I suppose living permanently in a boutique hotel room might appeal to some people... Baths ok, its the pan at the bottom of the bed I'd have problem with Reminds me of a Sex In THe City episode called 'Open door dump' Edited January 21, 2009 by sleepless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djm1972 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Sounds like a recipe for damp problems if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanttomoveon Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Isn't that illegal? Aren't there are laws about the proximity of baths to electrical switches and appliances? That fan/lamp/whatever at the head of the bed could end up in the bath accidentally/on purpose! And why the f is the bed in the bathroom anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Woman Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 At least the crapper isn't in the bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffneck Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 (edited) maybe kirstie allsopp got in and knocked down the wall seperating the bathroom and the master bedroom? 500k for a 1 bed flat? TIS MADNESS ; no picture of outside? very suspicious! Edited January 21, 2009 by Ruffneck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Woman Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 maybe kirstie allsopp got in and knocked down the wall seperating the bathroom and the master bedroom?500k for a 1 bed flat? TIS MADNESS After lying on the floor the better to "envisage" the space. She is welcome to come and lie on my floor any time as it would make it easier to stamp on her head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AteMoose Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 (edited) Reminds me of the Grand Designs Episode where the bath was under the bed and the toilet/bedroom had a glass door and glass walls so you could see from the kitchen! http://www.jugglefrogs.co.uk/Blog/Building-Dream-House.aspx Roll out of bed into the bath.... Cant find a pic of the glass walled ensuite toilet with integrated shower with no door into the bedroom Edited January 21, 2009 by moosetea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ʎqɐqɹǝʞɐɥs Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Reminds me of the Grand Designs Episode where the bath was under the bed and the toilet/bedroom had a glass door and glass walls so you could see from the kitchen!http://www.jugglefrogs.co.uk/Blog/Building-Dream-House.aspx Roll out of bed into the bath.... Cant find a pic of the glass walled toilet At least you could keep an eye on your cooking whilst on the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saving For a Space Ship Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Reminds me of the Grand Designs Episode where the bath was under the bed and the toilet/bedroom had a glass door and glass walls so you could see from the kitchen!http://www.jugglefrogs.co.uk/Blog/Building-Dream-House.aspx Roll out of bed into the bath.... Cant find a pic of the glass walled ensuite toilet with integrated shower with no door into the bedroom What an inspiration! I can end those one night stands 'awkward morning after' moments . A simple push, or quiet 'roll off the damp patch dear' into a Dr Crippen acid bath is all it takes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ʎqɐqɹǝʞɐɥs Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 What an inspiration!I can end those one night stands 'awkward morning after' moments . A simple push, or quiet 'roll off the damp patch dear' into a Dr Crippen acid bath is all it takes. Thought the new thinking is that Crippen was stictched up by the filth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAIR BEAR CRUNCH Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Im sorry but the last few posts on this thread have had me in stitches. maybe a good idea is to have a glass crapper , with see thru pipes , so from the dining room kirsty and co can see thru the glass ceiling , when another guest is pinching a loaf. grand designs me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brocken spectre Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 The Technical term for this is, Bonkers. Nothing like a nice steamed up Bedroom. BS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrB@work Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 At least the crapper isn't in the bedroom. Theoretically, you don't NEED separate rooms for things. GB could hit his housing density target if all new flats/house had 1 room, for sleeping/eating/cooking/pooing/bathing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Woman Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Im sorry but the last few posts on this thread have had me in stitches. maybe a good idea is to have a glass crapper , with see thru pipes , so from the dining room kirsty and co can see thru the glass ceiling , when another guest is pinching a loaf. grand designs me up. You are behind the times; transparent soil pipes have been available for some time. We used to have the catalogue in the office for amusement purposes, but I never actually specified the product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saving For a Space Ship Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 (edited) Thought the new thinking is that Crippen was stictched up by the filth. I don't know. If so, someone needs to update wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawley_Harvey_Crippen If it doesn't work, plan B is the chair or other methods from Dr Who 'Terror of the Autons' http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sKXeiYbZQO8 Edited January 21, 2009 by Saving For a Space Ship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AteMoose Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 (edited) Theoretically, you don't NEED separate rooms for things.GB could hit his housing density target if all new flats/house had 1 room, for sleeping/eating/cooking/pooing/bathing I think you are legally required to have 2 doors between a kitchen and a toilet.... EDITED: Just checked you only need 1 http://www.houseweb.co.uk/house/forum/Foru...TML/000032.html However I think MOST people would refuse to buy a house/flat with 1 door between a cooker and a toilet... Edited January 21, 2009 by moosetea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Woman Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I think you are legally required to have 2 doors between a kitchen and a toilet.... Not any more; they changed the rules, but you have to have an extractor fan. Having said that, noone who lived with my OH would dream of that arrangement; I would like a WC at the end of the garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEmperorHasNoClothes Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Browsing Rightmove I came across this bizarre piece of interior design. http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sa...y-19846079.html I suppose living permanently in a boutique hotel room might appeal to some people... Property Bee says: 17 September 2008 12:13:19 * Price changed: from '£575,000' to '£499,950' [Found by JPJP] It's quite good square footage for a 1 bed flat, don't see why they didn't add a bathroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle rogi Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 It's quite good square footage for a 1 bed flat, don't see why they didn't add a bathroom? assuming that someone put that in for there own enjoyment/use prior to sale i suspect an OCD disorder or a bathtime fetish.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichi Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 You are behind the times; transparent soil pipes have been available for some time. We used to have the catalogue in the office for amusement purposes, but I never actually specified the product. NOooooooooooooooooo! Gawd that'd keep Gilliam Mckeith happy. But bath in bedrooms. Have seen on a beeny like that or was it a Kev. not the under the bed one though - one in the room and just though thats insane. Oh there was a big copper bath in a bedroom too I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Woman Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 What an inspiration!I can end those one night stands 'awkward morning after' moments . A simple push, or quiet 'roll off the damp patch dear' into a Dr Crippen acid bath is all it takes. I think you mean this chap. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_George_Haigh This arrangement would have suited him perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chi Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I know this must be true, as you have posted it with a link. But my eyes refuse to believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Allegro Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 LOL whoever thought this up simply has no concept of damp or condensation. I seriously don't believe they can have ever experienced it. Getting into that bed after the bath had been used would feel like putting on clothing that hadn't dried properly, and eventually you'd get problems with mildew etc. Not bad for half a million! Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirge Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 many a drunken night ive ended up sleeping in the bath. you wouldnt think people would make this a lifestyle choice however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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