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Famous US stock advisor and one-time pupil of the legendary 'Dr' Blubb, Jim Toast appeared on the Witchita WKMPK News channel this a.m. predicting that the UK economy was 'so badly rogered, you'd think it had been seen to by an elephant with elephantiasis'.

Most well-known for advising his clients to 'stick it all in chink stocks' less than a week before the Chinese stock market meltdown, Toast is also famous for predicting that commodities would become more expensive. Unfortunately, he didn't predict that they'd become cheaper too, leading to his Pan-Transeatic Oil-and-Gold Fund losing 88% of its market capitalization in 2008.

Mr Toast is 91, and lives in a condo in Shanghai with his ladyboy wife Barry and a poodle named 'Trousers'.

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Famous US stock advisor and one-time pupil of the legendary 'Dr' Blubb, Jim Toast appeared on the Witchita WKMPK News channel this a.m. predicting that the UK economy was 'so badly rogered, you'd think it had been seen to by an elephant with elephantiasis'.

Most well-known for advising his clients to 'stick it all in chink stocks' less than a week before the Chinese stock market meltdown, Toast is also famous for predicting that commodities would become more expensive. Unfortunately, he didn't predict that they'd become cheaper too, leading to his Pan-Transeatic Oil-and-Gold Fund losing 88% of its market capitalization in 2008.

Mr Toast is 91, and lives in a condo in Shanghai with his ladyboy wife Barry and a poodle named 'Trousers'.

MAN THAT IS SOME FUNNY , TRUE SHEEAT , WELL DONE MAN . THEY HAVE 3 WAYS THE FREAKS

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Famous US stock advisor and one-time pupil of the legendary 'Dr' Blubb, Jim Toast appeared on the Witchita WKMPK News channel this a.m. predicting that the UK economy was 'so badly rogered, you'd think it had been seen to by an elephant with elephantiasis'.

Most well-known for advising his clients to 'stick it all in chink stocks' less than a week before the Chinese stock market meltdown, Toast is also famous for predicting that commodities would become more expensive. Unfortunately, he didn't predict that they'd become cheaper too, leading to his Pan-Transeatic Oil-and-Gold Fund losing 88% of its market capitalization in 2008.

Mr Toast is 91, and lives in a condo in Shanghai with his ladyboy wife Barry and a poodle named 'Trousers'.

You forgot to mention that the elephant used fingering during foreplay.

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Famous US stock advisor and one-time pupil of the legendary 'Dr' Blubb, Jim Toast appeared on the Witchita WKMPK News channel this a.m. predicting that the UK economy was 'so badly rogered, you'd think it had been seen to by an elephant with elephantiasis'.

Most well-known for advising his clients to 'stick it all in chink stocks' less than a week before the Chinese stock market meltdown, Toast is also famous for predicting that commodities would become more expensive. Unfortunately, he didn't predict that they'd become cheaper too, leading to his Pan-Transeatic Oil-and-Gold Fund losing 88% of its market capitalization in 2008.

Mr Toast is 91, and lives in a condo in Shanghai with his ladyboy wife Barry and a poodle named 'Trousers'.

I believe he was also telling people to get out of the US Dollar about a year ago!

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Funniest thing I have read on here in quite a while. True class. :-)

I suspect the anology to actually be near the truth though. But perhaps the receptacle of the elephants love would be a mouse if the analogy were to be truly correct. First time the mouse would be frightened by an elephant.

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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      • up 5%



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