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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h_DfmRt8pgU

bank collapse warning

a bank collapse may come quite unexpectedly.

we will now tell you what to do if a warning happens if you own your home,

and then explain what do do if your out of work or rent.

first, when a bank collapses, you will hear the savings atttack sound. like this.

(wailing banks....)

so take financial cover at once,

send all your community charge orders back to the county offices,

then go quickly and cancel all direct debits at the bank. cancel sky tv at the mains.

close down credit payments. damp down telephone use. shut current accounts and draw savings.

then go to your bail-out room with your gold and stay there,

if a taxpayer bailout is expected you will hear a series of three short warnings like this.

(3 maroons) (3 gongs) (3 whistles)

you should now move yourself and your savings into your bail-out room,

that is you should get your money inside your gold refuge and stay there.

after two months the danger of bailouts will get less. but dont take any risks by being involved with debt.

you could still be risking your life savings by exposure to it. The longer you spend in your gold refuge the better.

DO NOT GO INTO A MORTGAGE until the bbc tells you it is unsafe or unwise to do so.

the longer your money stays out of sterling, the better it will be for you.

dont listen to your radio. dont read the newspapers. switch off the tv.

Spending outside the gold refuge may at first be limited to a few pounds for essential supplies. These should be done by people with over 30k where possible. They should avoid bringing toxic debt back into the house, keeping separate stout shoes or boots for outdoors if they can, and always wiping them.

After forty-eight weeks the danger from banking bail-outs will lessen.

On hearing the ALL-CLEAR which sounds like this

{wailing FTBs...)

This means there is no longer an immediate danger from inflation and bail-outs

and you may resume normal 6x salary and high street shopping activities.

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Guest skullingtonjoe

Unfortunately stupid advice like that seems to be as much use a paper condom. If the balloon went up life would be a damn sight more miserable than it is today! :unsure:

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They need to change the warning system to be all inclusive to those who are deaf, blind or invalid, or not a member of the ruling party.

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On hearing the ALL-CLEAR which sounds like this

{wailing FTBs...)

This means there is no longer an immediate danger from inflation and bail-outs

and you may resume normal 6x salary and high street shopping activities.

:lol:

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Patrick Allen's voice and the very eerie Protect and Survive closing sequence really cuts to the bone.

Indeed, intangible though.

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