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A 'hair replacement technician' who bought a £200K rundown house in September 2007 without viewing and without telling her partner. Is 'savvy' another word for 'fckwit?

Only if you take your example as fact. A quick look at rightmove shows the actual 'facts' on 2 bed places in Sawtry... 480pcm to rent 140k to buy Take 15% off for costs and your left with a yield of 3.5%. If your couple would like to lodge the 100k with me I'd be happy to give them £3500 a year in return for an annual fee of 20k which wouldn't matter of course as it would come out of the capital.

Woh! And this is after £250,000 spent doing it up?

So the cretin says he will ban 100% mortgages. But he didnae say anything about 125%... http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/53e54c1e-f0af-11...00779fd2ac.html

Worryingly, he's still fooling 32% of the people you pass on the street every day.

So what's his 'savant' skill? Farting the French national anthem? It's the idiot part(s) that's fkd the rest of us...

General elections to be scrapped. Broon declares himself queen.

Great bulletins SK. I especially like the following quote though I don't think the smiley is really big enough to do it justice...

I think British call centres are quite good. One thing we do well at least. And we're good at making F1 cars. Can you run an economy on those two?

Sibley assured us Maidstone was packed with shoppers with ten bags each. You're not calling him a liar I hope?

Ooh. Get you.

Now that I can believe.

When you need to pay the rent just say no. When a court order tells you to pay your arrears just say no. When the bailiffs come just say no. When the police enquire if you kicked the bailiff in the nuts just say no.

Don't tell us. 'They' have gold detection devices disguised as cats.

Northern Rock quite recently owned 125% of people's ex-council houses.

From Wikipedia... Also... Perhaps he's a KGB mole sent to destroy the western imperialist pig dog economy.

40k loss in 6 months. the only great solid things here are her head and her gut.

krusty's price - 387k for that old fashioned place. now only 349k in the spring bounce sale... http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sa...0&minBeds=2

£389000 wanted for that place in Yatton. Now on for £349k... http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sa...yPartRent=false Nice work krusthole. If only they'd been 'realistic' and bought at the original price.

So when will these big price reductions appear on the forecourts and not just the auctions? What's the average margin that an independent dealer (present company excepted) would charge?

Will Fionnalalauggh apologise for that "Rate of price fall moderates in November" headline last month. No doubt she will be consistent and this month's headline will be "Rate of price fall accelerates in December. Sell, sell, sell!"

I don't think you can just look at the capital lost as you need to consider the interest costs on your mortgage as well so the time to buy in your scenario would be when the annual interest costs of your repayment mortgage (assuming they are not front weighted) minus the falling price of the property would cost less than £4000 per year.

You missed this one... www.express.co.uk/posts/view/77289/House-prices-may-pick-up-next-year-say-estate-agents http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/77289/...-estate-agents/ ...though I've not seen this story anywhere... www.express.co.uk/posts/view/77289/Sibley-sane-says-Sibley

The January sales are usually for tat imported especially to sell in the sales which wouldn't even normally be on sale in the shop. I don't bother going to them anymore as lime green, fluorescent orange and turd brown aren't my colours.

Found their 2008 prediction here... http://www.propertyexecutive.co.uk/2007/12...recast-for.html Some great quotes... perhaps they could help me with my lottery numbers?