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I've just bought all of the tickets so I can't fail to win it ?

Saw this on the telly this am. Can't believe my eyes. I thought this sort of thing was in the past. https://www.buy2letcars.com/ Instead of investing in an ISA you put your hard-earned in to a company letting people lease cars. Invest £98k and get 11% over 3 years. What could go wrong?

They're based on your browsing history. So what have you been up to? Looking for a new wifey Comrade?

I've never seen so many chairs in a single house before. http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-53416419.html

I'd much rather have this down the road from me. http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-61129385.html and have some change for a ride on mower.

Nice area, but not a good investment. http://www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/57103817

I've only signed in to say it's a huge house but all of the rooms are tiny. And someone's got a Louis XIV fetish.

I'm surprised no-one has posted this yet. https://twitter.com/DawnHFoster/status/657923123124244480

They sound like a pair of twats. "Oh let's have a larf and go and look at the rich peoples houses that we could never afford and provide rich social commentary on the divides in society." Way to smash the state Tarquin.

A mirror opposite the toilet? I don't want to watch myself having a shit.

And why should the social tenants have access to the gardens? It would be full of broken washing machines, stained mattressess and empty crisp packets in no time. Not to mention the obligatory 'friendly' pit-bull type dog running around eating children.

Crammed into the old car park of the closed Sportman pub by the look of it.

It looks awfully well specced for a fire control centre. Designed with high security in mind no doubt. Double fencing, clear area between fences, camera, what looks like backup gens and gatehouse. And all for what is supposed to be a call centre. https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Willow+Farm+Business+Park/@52.8551588,-1.3370677,145m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0xe0548aedf2927be9 Still maintained and with several cars outside. Looks like a regional MI5 office to me.

http://i.imgur.com/hgC6egz.png

All over Norfolk, but mostly North Norfolk/Broads it seems.