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Everything posted by Calcutta

  1. Do we know if/when the ban is actually going to come into effect yet?
  2. Used to work in the factory where that dry tea was made. It's a tub full of brown sugar with some perfume added.
  3. *Joking obviously, I dont launder drug money. I spend it on whores.
  4. Oh.....didn't realise this was public knowledge....next week just got more complicated....
  5. Fill the joint with Moldovans, get them to launch multiple HB claims and call it bedsits. Maybe invest in some decent insurance and some poor quality cladding....
  6. Anybody know of a list of companies by their pension deficit?
  7. Just stick some BIG LETTERS on the wall for a fiver. Job done.
  8. Atm interserve only down 3%. Buying a little time while they find the shredder?
  9. I love trains as much as the next loser but tbf I prefere the ones I'm allowed to hang out of the door of and not be stuck in what is basically a carpeted chemical toilet. There's simply no need for them, one tap on the phone and in ten mins there's Noddy, put my shit in, open a beer and do 70mph with zero accidents or traffic jams all the way to the door of my destination. No wages or licence fees to worry about, insurance dirt cheap, zero emissions so low tax. Automated electric car could do the London run from here for a couple of quid instead of the fifty the train costs. They'r
  10. Once self driving little Noddy Uber cars are a viable option then passenger railways are finished. A decade? Maybe two and the proposal will be reality. That member of staff is a visionary, hope they get an OBE.
  11. Any chance these schmucks could bring down Deutsche Bank?
  12. The EU will be finished before the ******ing Brexit negotiations are. Nice idea, badly executed, hopefully we don't end up with a bloody war because of it.
  13. If women choose not to have children till they're 28 that's their deal, but it's unrealistic when they're photoshopped out. Same goes for any skin imperfections, loose skin etc. I'm as shredded as it's possible to be without roids or surgery. The pictures you see everywhere are of men who've either been shopped or a combination of clever lighting and doing odd things like pissing every drop of water out of their bodies. Look at athletes (themselves usually doing some pretty extreme dietary things) even they don't look as ripped as the guys modelling.
  14. The unrealistic images in the media are the ones where women don't have stretch marks or wrinkles and the men are impossibly shredded. There's very few are actually any skinnier than they should be. If people want to be fat thats upto them, I personally like a woman with some weight to her, but like smoking, drinking, drugs, it's a health risk and encouraging it isn't really a great idea in a country with taxpayer funded healthcare.
  15. A little further down the shore in Ramsgate there's a regular colony of homeless living in the alcoves of the sea wall. Save yourself 400 grand and join them.
  16. Opened an M&S food place near us not long ago. Went in, had a quick scoot round, told the kids it was just food for stupid people but twice the price of the usual moron food. Never bothered going back in.
  17. They'll get the robes on him, sacrifice a couple of kids and there we go problem solved. I hope he kicks ****** out of someone.
  18. I couldn't f'ing believe it when I was looking thru the FTSE 100 and found Justeat on there. The number of fat, disgusting, surplus humans this country contains must be truly sickening. Need a ******ing good war to wipe a lot of these ***** out.
  19. Liquidate everything, spank it all on crack, tell the ESA you're not going to work anymore and they'll have to look after you. You'll end up on a craphole estate but the kids schooling should be kosher. Or move. Even when there is a crash I have a horrible feeling Brighton will still be screwed given its draw from London. Kids can always be driven a little way to school, I assume the coastal road (27?) Is a nightmare in the mornings but possibly you could get into town easier from Crawley direction? How old are the kids? If they're old enough to really kick off about being mov
  20. Am currently running a simulation, picked 37 stocks, based on sector and PE ratio. 8 mining, 8 transport, 6 industrial, 2 renewables, 4 transport, 7 defence and pharmaceutical, one bank, one agricultural. 17 FTSE 100 19 FTSE 250 1 Toronto SE Divide the war chest equally between that lot and see how it compares to trackers, funds, ETFs. Stock picking may be a gamble but I have a funny feeling paying someone else to pick them may turn out to be even more of a gamble. We shall see....
  21. If anybody had the magic numbers to predict what was going to happen they'd be sat on the beach surrounded by girls and champagne not sat with Keiser telling us tinfoil hatters about it.
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