BuyingBear

Our urban areas will become shanty towns, we've run out of land you see, as you're no doubt aware from my signature.

That would involve wholesale land reform, something our ruling elite are clearly hostile towards.

You don't really understand champagne socialism do you. At least the Tories didn't even pretend to care whilst they were shafting you, that's what makes *****y leftism so delicious, their contempt is all too apparent through their actions. For example, tomorrow's Observer will be packed full of helpful advice on how to gain maximum taper relief and LTV leverage on your BTL portfolio.

God bless NuLabour, they've turned our cuntery into a real life Dickensian themepark.

I'd work there, provided they can supply the requisite office equipment. Either that or we can just talk about doing something about the housing problem whilst actually achieving nothing.

Indeed, but they'll need to work it hard to cover that unfunded pension.

We could start a new market in synthetic Child Default Swaps.

But they will be surrounded by such lovely fields!

It cannot go on, most will eventually emigrate.

7. The local chavs hook you up to their stolen car and take you for a joy ride at 3am in the morning. edit: If you've ever watched the film Brazil you will know exactly what inspired these little serf-sheds.

Our journalists have all the freedom of expression you could wish for, but sadly they're all to thick to put it to good use.

Is she pretty?

A short sharp recession would have been a better alternative to selling the next generation down the river.

I think prison is 'free'.

It's a pointless distraction, and doesn't address the problem, we don't even release land to park these bleedin' caravans.

I'm sure the inhabitants swift descent into alcoholism ensure that nobody could live there for long. Is this what we have to show for centuries of progress?

Some pikey will try and steal it whilst you're sleeping for the scrap value.

These things will cost around x3 the medium wage, why even bother working anymore? Is that what we have to aspire to? Do you think they do this on purpose to provoke a reaction? Maybe they're wondering why there isn't riots by now. A decade of NuLabour and things have come to this, what a rapid descent.

Migrant workers are already being forced to live in super-loos and large garden sheds in London, there's no reason why the native workforce should expect any better. Ownership of the land has always been a means to exercise social control, but now they're just taking the pi$$. They must think young people are absolutely stupid, if that's the future they can keep it, I'm leaving. The Victorian slums afforded more space than that.

It's quite pathetic really, you have to ask yourself why we are forcing people to live in expensive caravans, is it for the want of labour or building materials? Nope, it's all about the land, something which is never addressed. edit: it seems our ruling elite envy the 'trailor trash' in the US, the Glazers make their money out of trailer parks.

Higher rates just mean the banks lower lending criteria and allow more lie-to-buy.

We live in a democracy, as such young people no longer matter, there are no votes to be had.

He may be right, our bubble is quite unique given our highly restrictive planning system combined with our highly liberal immigration policy. UK housing is a one-way bet compared to all other markets.

Exactly, that's the only crap we've building, they account for over half the building starts. 160k units per annum in total is not enough, and then you have the added problem of the mix being all wrong.

Young Spanish people were on the streets earlier in the year because of housing issues.