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VickyPollard

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  1. Yeah, but, no but, yeah but, no, but I didn't post it - it was Sheryl Thompson and she didn't post it neither, cos she were behind the bike sheds with Wayne Smith who doesn't have a clue how to snog and smells of sardines, anyway, so who would want to snog him an' I don't have no property development company, or at least I didn't till last year and I don't care how many identititties you think I have cos Simon Brigsby tried to feel up all three of 'em when he promised me twenty silk cut, which I wouldn't touch anyways seein' as 'ow I don't smoke, so there !
  2. Yeah but, no but I don't care 'bout using my own name, I even used it when I was getting it off the man who owns the chip shop, otherwise he wouldn't have given me free chips for a week, and I could 'ave used Trisha Parsons name, but I wouldn't cos she's got verrucas in places you shouldn't get them, but I don't care who knows who I am when I'm on the web, even if they know I'm on while I'm on, so there...
  3. Yeah but, well, but that Mark Brollint, he said he had a big one an' I believed 'im an' so did Marcie Wallbanger, but when we got 'im behind the chip shop we couldn't find it and had to sit on his finger instead, the liar !
  4. Way to go. As the saying goes.... pile them high and sell them cheap. (The saying does not include the fact that, to make a profit, you have to buy them even cheaper)
  5. Yeah but, no but, well I think they'll go up and so does Wayne Smith's Dad, at least that's what I think he said was going up when he saw us together, and next door's milkman said prices are going up and how should I know if he was talking about milk and what are you asking me for, I dunno......
  6. Yeah but, no but, well I wouldn't get out of bed for £500, not like Alison Sherwood who does it in the loo for one pound 50 a time, an' anyway, what can you get for £500, except for a thousand condoms and who wants them anyway, or a DVD recorder, but I can get one of those anytime I want from ASDA, if I wear my big pants, 'cept it hurts if you get it in sideways, but I don't care anyway, cos I don't have to get out of bed anyway to earn £500.... not like Alison Sherwood...
  7. Yeah but, no, but I wasn't going to call myself Hazel cos she went with Tommy Everett and got herself up the duff and I int goin' to be called Andrea after she told Georgina that I had thrush when I didn't - it was crabs - an' no *way* am calling myself Crystal when she weed on herself in biology, so I called myself VickyPollard, like what my name is ....
  8. Yeah but, no but, that Gordon bloke knows what he's doin' well he must if he sits with his face up Tony's bum at Question Time an' the papers say that everything's goin' up and they should know if Shelley Walters in year five is goin out with that bloke in a suit it must be alright and they only made half our street redundant cos they look ugly but no, but yeah, but I wouldn't buy a house anyway cos I can get pregnant any day of the week and get on the council ......
  9. You're a w@nker ============================= Yeah, but - no, but Trisha Mason said that Helen was down the brickyard and I don't know why but it must have been summat to do with raising her skirt and dropping her knickers cos Perplexed works there and she said he told her that they are making less bricks which is why he had time for her behind the packing shed and she said the foreman down there - she must have had 'im as well - said that they was laying off and it sounds like there's a lot of laying off and laying on and I wouldn't touch Perplexed with a 20 foot pole if it was gold-plated and I don't know what they make bricks for......
  10. Yeah but, no, but, Francine told me that Gary Palmer said that prices were going down and he should know cos his Dad owns a chip shop, well, doesn't own it but rents it and he doesn't sell chips neither cos he actually just sells smack under the counter and the Police raided him but they let him off cos he give em all free fish and chips, which he shouldn't have cos the fish is all a fortnight old and Francine says that Gary won't go down on er but I don't believe that cos she wouldn't go out with him if he didn't so prices are going up........
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