Moley

£190,900

I don't think those stairs work.

I advised my Dad to close his Santander account six months ago. He did.

You mean like this?

The house in the clip is for sale for $650,000. Oh dear!

I think she is probably just fat.

Or go to my local Sainsburys where some muppet left a crate of beer in the car park. Mmmm! Free beer! (Thankyou Homer)

Perhaps they should all relocate to China where the penalty for failure is a bullet in the head and a bill for the cost of it. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/4315627/Two-sentenced-to-death-over-China-melamine-milk-scandal.html

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-30160292.html Look at the state of it on Streetview. It's in a shite area as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GdAR1gCaqI&NR=1

Like this one: http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-14584164.html Up for sale for three years, £50k discount.

Mears are busy buying up as many home care providers as they can find; perhaps they think it will give them a foot in the door for all those kitchen/bathroom upgrades for the elderly and the disabled. They took £500 million in fees last year.

Now you've done it.

Architects

If you ate an egg sandwich from a service station, I would expect you to have reached stage 3 of your signature by now.