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2bitMillionaire

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  1. A up cheeky pants , how are ya , you got that tenna you owe me , you might not remember you were really pissed , and i think you were trying to say that you get down to bananna rama and erasure , yep we got engaged after 5 maybee 6 years our party is tomorrow and ron and reg are coming , but we have got to behave or they will pour petrol in our ears and crush our heads in a vice , london is ace , mate i am real drunk and i am feeling horney so i need to get our lass , so have a merry christmas and a happy new year and if you do glasto next time we will see you there , we are getting a tee pee
  2. Yes im back , been to london never been before , evry body i met new Ronnie Kray , or was related to im or sumfin , One guy told me that his mate had a flower shop in scotland , and he herd that ronnie kray was coming to scotland for a holiday or sumfin , so rather than bump into im , he woke up one morning and pulled his own head off . Are you from London ......Do you know Ronnie Kray ......Let us know
  3. Mike - Whats this fish doing in my bed?
  4. ps - what is SP - I seriously don't know what you are on about mate, I think its because I was having a joke about your sithes last night and you have taken it personal. Or because someone thought you were me, you have made it your mission to get me kicked off. Consa - chill!
  5. I am not a wind up merchant, I am a bear, I thought you all had a bit of intelligence between you. I have been reading this website for a while and decided to join last night, my only crime is a tipple and a bit of toungue in cheek comedy, and an hour to kill. Boot me off if thats what you believe, that I am sombody from (? where ever Consa says - cos he knows obviously - not) but let this be a warning, if a new face can't pop up with a cheeky repartee without being shot down, this board is going to turn sour, in an incestual kind of way. As I said, I actually agree with the HPC but I was sim
  6. anyway on a lighter note , and yes this could have a lot to do with people selling there houses , does anybody out there have a tool as thick as mine , in not joking right mine is like a coke can , ladies try the pepsi challenge all the time but always go back to coke , i find that when ever i move women follow me for some prime time spam javlin , i bet in 5 more years i could clear a whole village of is female population , thus forcing property in some areas through the roof. note else to say now im of 2 bed , are lass has got her 2 mates round and they keep trying to drag me away from the c
  7. mate , i would listen to the man , jesus look at his avatar , hes bad mamma jamma , you might go out with youe mates one night , get a kebab , and hear a ppppssssssssttttt(whisper) coming from beyond the trees , and before you know it your nuts are in your mouth and you finaly know what it feels like to be a woman , ****ser your the man , 2 bit millionaire
  8. The point of my post is everyone on this site knows the 2 bit millionare , you have had a drink with him , he could be a relative , but you will all relate to him somewhere or how , maybee on holiday or at the caravan , Meet John , he works as a news paper delivery man , on 8 grand a year but John will tell you he is on 80 because is house is worth ???? , and lets put this into prospective people , lets talk about the word GRAND , twenny grand thirty grand fifty grand , .....they can all talk the bucks but how many people have you bumped into on holiday who actual admitted it took them 2 year
  9. GUYS IF YOU HONESTLY THINK PRICES ARE GONNA CRASH ,,,,READ ON , I AM A PAINTER AND DECORATOR ON 5 GRAND A WEEK IN YORKSHIRE , I HAVE JUST BOUGHT MY FIRST HOUSE FOR £500 THOUSAND , IN 2 MONTHS I HAD IT REVALUED AND YEP ....... YOU GUESSED IT ........ ITS NOW WORTH £550 THOUSAND , SO IVE JUST REMORGAGED AND BOUGHT A FERRARI , AND THATS NOT THE END OF THE STORIE DUDES ...... I HAVE BOOKED 2 HOLIDAYS THIS YEAR TO RIO AND THE CAYMAN ISLANDS , BUT HEY , AM I SWEATING , NO WAY DUDE BECAUSE WHEN I COME BACK MY HOUSE WILL BE WORTH £600 THOUSAND ,,,,,, NOW I KNOW I HAVE HAD TO BORROW 15 TIMES MY REAL S
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