Report Government sleaze stories in House prices and the economy Posted November 21 4 hours ago, Staffsknot said: Imagine Dacre's first day HR bod greets him dressed in union jack uniform like a knock-off 80s BA steward HR - Hi mr Dacre looking forward to your first day at... Dacre - show me my Journos and are you wearing Jean Paul Gautier! HR - Oh no this is Lavender water from the Balmoral Estate. Dacre - Ok but its still a bit German, where are my journos HR - Here's Mark he used to present a knock-off of Jackass on Channel 4 Dacre - Channel 4 he's a ******ing commie then. Who else! Where are my hard hitting journos? HR - We have the lovely... Dacre - Is that Eamon ******ing Holmes! The only thing he hits hard is the dinner expenses and a specials board. Jesus wept is anyone from journalism? HR - Ooh we have Police Camera Action guy but he is struggling a bit as he's more used to an ITN factual news setting Dacre - Factual effing news! HR - No we don't do that here is that a problem? Dacre - Look love I came from the Daily Mail HR - Oh thank god Dacre - Show me Andrew Neil's office and make sure his spare hairpiece isn't still on the loose! Why did he leave btw? HR - It's strange but he said something about working with an amateurish bunch of gimps... Dacre initially OK'd a hatchet piece on Stephen Lawrence - his 'road to Damascus' epiphany came around when he found out that Lawrence's father, Neville, had done some building (IIRC) work for him.