Shrink Proof

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Good luck!

So the customers of Yorkshire Energy have been shunted over to Scottish Power, eh? This outfit, in other words....

A bit like The Vow in 2014 you mean?

As predicted, Debenhams bites the dust.

Er... the chance of Scarborough Council doing anything to help the people of Scarborough isn't that great. This is the council that awarded the freedom of the borough to Jimmy Savile. They run the place like a banana republic.

Five years since it was put on the market, still unsold. By now, anyone local who might have been interested will have looked, shaken their head and moved on. Which leaves incomers. Yeah, right - see you in another five years....

The government would interpret this as using Luton and Stansted in times of crisis as well as Heathrow and Gatwick.

Quite right too.

But most people weren't involved in drawing up the self-same rules that they later broke.

Downside - the baker's job's now in jeopardy....

858 people living in a six-block development in London are being moved out immediately because of serious safety concerns relating to the construction of the buildings.

“Getting out of the EU can be quick and easy – the UK holds most of the cards.” - John Redwood July 17 2016 “The free trade agreement that we will have to do with the European Union should be one of the easiest in human history.” - Liam Fox 20 July 2017 “I believe that we can get a free trade and customs agreement concluded before March 2019.” - David Davis 18 January 2017 “We are going to get a deal which is of huge value and possibly of greater value.” - Boris Johnson 16 November 2016 “Within minutes of a vote for Brexit, CEOs would be knocking down Chancellor

Time for the Farage Garage to be properly commemorated.