I just emailed the Southampton branch of Humberts:
"Dear Sir / Madam
It has recently come to my attention following a perusal of this link (http://www.homemove.co.uk/news/02-06-2008/future-of-humberts-is-in-the-balance.html) that your company may be having some problems.
In view of the nascent waves of unemployed property professionals that will doubtlessly sweep the United Kingdom, I have outstanding employment positions available for all skilled, professional and dedicated members of staff. You must have a `can-do` attitude and be passionate about property. My company offers a great package and a great team to work with! I am not an agent, but an entrepreneur who has built his business up through his own endeavours and I am now seeking to grow the business.
Please email me if you feel you can meet the challenge."
I`m going to see what comes back - if anything - and then start sending them on wild goose chases across the UK for `high-level interviews` with members of the board! Shame there will be nobody there, except bemused hotel reception staff!