Captain Cavey

And Switzerland

Lurpak, you say? Well la-de-dah Mr extravagant. Thought you were the axle grease or swafega type.

Canada has high concentrations of south Asians and Chinese in the lower mainland of BC, but generally hideously white everywhere else. Very few Africans. So few in fact that it registers as unusual when you see a black person. Watching TV adverts gives the impression that every family unit is mixed race, and I mean Every Fecking advert. Even highly unlikely combinations of Chinese bird and black bloke. Can you imagine that meeting! "Baba, Ma, this is my new boyfriend- DeShawn" Every Bro's group shot has a full house of Asian, black and white happily snorfelling down their McHorseburger, with the white guy often in the Millhouse role. He's also generally a ginger. Best (worst) virtue signal ad though is the male single parent of mixed race kids who demonstrates the ease of use of a feather duster thing. The kicker: he's only got one arm!

He shouldn't slipped her a tenner to keep quiet - that's the sort of thing these ***** understand.

Renting

How the hell do you catch your squirtles?

The wife, who doesn't get the concept of auto climate control in the car. It would appear that leaving it in auto, then turning it up if you're cold, or down if warm is too Difficult a Fecking CONCEPT! No Turn auto off, and putting passenger duel control on, turning up the footwell fan to 11 & having the driver side at -50 C and the passenger side hot enough to melt steel is apparently the way to go.

People who take oversized carry on luggage onto planes. Airlines who allow this to happen

Having same problem - any fixes TMT?

Really interesting tool. If you baseline from Q2 2008, Canada clearly wins the losing race

Using HOT water to make tea!Get back to MSE where you belong, you flagrant spendthrift.

I'm assuming a bigger volume measured in Royal Albert Halls

People who use incorrect units of measurement.

Takes ages to boil a kettle in the states - the electricity is rubbish

People who stop to text in the middle of a busy walkway/ pavement. Makes me want to go the full Begbie on them