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Leap back 25 years. "Consolidate all your borrowings into one mortgage over 25 years". p-o-p

They could build a house museum next to the tulip museum. p-o-p

I'm surprised that Amazon hasn't the buying clout to insist that suppliers package all goods in a robot-friendly fashion. These 'jobs' are temporary and will disappear as soon as robots are able to replace them. That won't be long. p-o-p

They get sent on a three day "IT skills" training course to learn how to prepare their CVs using MS-Word? p-o-p

Did your uncle lay down a pipe of port for you as a christening present? No? You're working class. p-o-p

Ercol. p-o-p

The bakery industry has indulged in a silly price war. Burt on second thoughts, they should have all been able to keep a slice of the market. p-o-p

The girl is being played. There is an important legal point involving human rights legislation. The solicitors involved in establishing the point have cherry picked an benefit claimant who is well suited to what they want to show. If they had chosen someone who was not already a volunteer, had no qualifications and was a full-time Kyle watcher, their case would be weakened. p-o-p

Not advocating it but that type of property is more likely to have an architect's certificate than an NHBC. p-o-p

It might be a reflection of how banks view each other but they now take as long to clear as any other cheques. p-o-p

Paddy Power, LSE or similar gambling establishments. p-o-p

So what happened to the other 105bn? Small change nowadays but it must still show somewhere. p-o-p

Dear Mr Estate Agent, Could you contact the council again to establish which councilors I need to approach with brown envelopes of cash in order to receive a more favourable reply. Yours etc"

What does Mr Willetts other brain think? p-o-p

Why? Have they left the EU already? p-o-p