Wednesday, Jun 03, 2009

Now here's something very funny.

BBC News: £100K offer to help sell £2 million home.

This guy is offering a reward of £100K to find a buyer of his £2 million home in Devon.
LOL.

Posted by will @ 01:13 PM (1221 views) Add Comment

19 Comments

1. crunchy said...

3. will... But you could have a much bigger bed to stay awake in and watch an all engolfing plasma screen untill your eyes go red and you

have to sleep. Don't you get it man? Load up baby before someone else. Damn, these losers! lol.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 02:02PM Report Comment
 

2. will said...

Never mind. The Banks will dispose of it pretty quickly once they decide to so.
If I offer £500K for it, do I get the £100K cheque back?
Still laughing.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 02:29PM Report Comment
 

3. crunchy said...

6. will, Ground control Iii i amn Loous ng yo u u................................................................

Seriously, buy it and dump it. Lifes too short to worry about the future. Gordo will look after you, err, or someone!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 02:30PM Report Comment
 

4. crunchy said...

Borrow the 2 million buy it and default on completion with the 100k.

Is that not how things are done these days?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 02:39PM Report Comment
 

5. will said...

Crunchy

The difference is, that I can sleep at night.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 02:47PM Report Comment
 

6. Old_traveller said...

It definitely does not look like a very greenshotish example, no.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 02:53PM Report Comment
 

7. crunchy said...

4. will, you are making as much sense as these time stamps. : b

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 03:05PM Report Comment
 

8. will said...

crunchy

1 @ 3 - are you in a different time zone???

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 03:17PM Report Comment
 

9. nubbers said...

The seller bought this place for 412,500 in August 2007. Possibly 2 million might be a bit optimistic.

http://www.theoldbakehouse-tuckenhay.com/
http://www.houseprices.co.uk/map.php?pc=TQ9+7EQ&show=s

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 04:15PM Report Comment
 

10. Chris Roland said...

I'd love to be that guy... so desperate to get rid of his house... It's probably lovely as well, just no one wants to buy it. Shot in the foot by the fiscal situation!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 04:17PM Report Comment
 

11. mander said...

Build a lottery for the house. £10-15 a ticket when 2 million is up they will anounce the winner. I am sure people can afford £ 10-15 pounds and so there will be no sub-prime.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 04:20PM Report Comment
 

12. will said...

The guy paid £412K a year ago and now expects someone else to find £2 million. I think come valuation day by the banks that they will see it differently. The guy should spend the £100k on a psychiatrist.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 04:39PM Report Comment
 

13. Tennouji said...

@ nubbers....yeah, what a greedy b*gger.

Here's an idea for the vendor...why don't you drop your price!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 04:51PM Report Comment
 

14. bleakhouse said...

He's just too mean to pay estate agents fees.Wants someone willing to work for 1/2 per cent.
What a cheapskate scammer who's supposed to be in the property business and can't do his job.
I have nothing but contempt for him.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 04:53PM Report Comment
 

15. paul said...

Indeed bleakhouse - excellent point, but let's just check that maths:

(100000/2000000)*100 = 5%

Not bad money compared to what an estate agent charges but firstly lets face it this is desperate 'magic beans' and secondly, why on earth has the BBC decided to bung this chancer free sales publicity?

Some website editor (who is anonymous to the reader) will be getting a free dinner tonight no doubt!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 07:04PM Report Comment
 

16. Agent Orange said...

bleakhouse - isn't £100k more than 0.5 percent of £2mil....?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 07:06PM Report Comment
 

17. Nomormovin said...

Do your homework guys and you'll be less likely to give the impression of being incompetent. And let's face it, when low hanging fruit like this is offered, it seems foolish to trip up on your own shoelaces.

In particular:
the house was sold in August 2007 - nearly 2 years - not 1 year ago
however, that fact is probably is irrelevant since, in August 2007 major renovation was begum - see above links.



Seems that the HPC is over in Devon though. According to Independent, seller was only asking $1.5m last November.
(see
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/house-and-home/property/private-viewing-pick-of-the-property-market-1034834.html?action=Popup&ino=5

and the comment on this page:

http://www.theoldbakehouse-tuckenhay.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=24&Itemid=30 c/w

which indicates that the article in the Indy dates from November 30th.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 07:39PM Report Comment
 

18. Nomormovin said...

5% commission seems a bargain compared with the 6% that is par for the course where I am - USA. Not happy about it, but can't do much about it. Some on-line brokers are squeezing prices a bit, but overall, the transaction costs over here are horrendous.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 07:42PM Report Comment
 

19. titaniccaptain said...

What a great idea!!!!.....I will give 20k to anyone who sells my house for 250k..........

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 11:31PM Report Comment
 

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