Tuesday, Jun 02, 2009

Comedy Club having the last laugh?

Assetz: Double dip warning incorrect

Predictions of a double dip in the housing market, forecasting a second fall in prices following the current widely recognised stabilisation, are misinformed according to Assetz.
We have now had a market readjustment which is reaching an end according to the company which expects house prices to return to zero growth per annum by September 2009, and to rise thereafter.
Assetz believes: “The 'double dip' has already occured and it is very unlikely we will see another dip in the near future. The negative effects on house prices from poor buyer sentiment and the lack of mortgages, are now receding. House prices are very close to long term affordability, and interest rates are likely to remain low for the forseeable future.”

Posted by little professor @ 11:29 AM (1676 views) Add Comment

23 Comments

1. little professor said...

Apropos of nothing:

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 11:57AM Report Comment
 

2. little professor said...

Hey, I've gone back in time! I predict in about one hour debtfree will post a typo involving the word 'mercury'

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 11:58AM Report Comment
 

3. debtfree said...

ha ha, excellent !

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 12:00PM Report Comment
 

4. Fallingknife said...

Assetz have spoken. Sell !!!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 12:43PM Report Comment
 

5. debtfree said...

and drinking mecury is good for you.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 12:49PM Report Comment
 

6. debtfree said...

whoops "mercury"

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 12:50PM Report Comment
 

7. paul said...

little professor has futuresight!

He's a witch. Burn him with fire!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 12:54PM Report Comment
 

8. paul said...

Doh.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 01:05PM Report Comment
 

9. Problem Pete said...

Oh my god, where do they get this stuff?

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 01:14PM Report Comment
 

10. jack c said...

ROFL - "House prices are very close to long term affordability, and interest rates are likely to remain low for the forseeable future.”

You've got to hand it to Stuatz & co they are IMO the Kings of trying to talk up the residential property market

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 01:23PM Report Comment
 

11. Hiphater said...

"House prices are very close to long term affordability"
I'd like to know how they define affordability.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 01:30PM Report Comment
 

12. jackas said...

It's like watching a child learning about fire.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 01:34PM Report Comment
 

13. doomwatch said...

Please can the web master embargo any more article links to AssetzHoles. They are total jokers. They could have been involved
at the WMD report "polishing" stage before Blair read it and most of Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf's classics.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 01:46PM Report Comment
 

14. paul said...

I think that jackas will make some comment about 'a child learning about fire'.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 01:56PM Report Comment
 

15. jack c said...

I think confused76 will wade in with a huge MWUAAAAAAAAAAAUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUAUAHAHHHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHMWUAAAAAAAAAAAUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 02:04PM Report Comment
 

16. paul said...

The timestamps are all over the place with this one.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 02:05PM Report Comment
 

17. Jonny Parker said...

I take it the timestamps are fixed now as this discussion flow makes for crazy reading?

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 02:31PM Report Comment
 

18. Hmm said...

http://www.cnbc.com/id/31063170

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 03:08PM Report Comment
 

19. doomwatch said...

"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have
started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We
will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 03:24PM Report Comment
 

20. 51ck-6-51x said...

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 05:33PM Report Comment
 

21. mander said...

VL shape recovery. Comedy club will be taken to court for giving bad investment advice.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 11:57PM Report Comment
 

22. sold out said...

Stuart posted this on his blog on the 29th May, the day the Nationwide figures came out. it will all be over by september folks.LOL

"This morning we see the Nationwide announcing 1.2% house price rises in April. Unlike most commentators, we don't take individual pieces of data as evidence the world has changed but this is just yet another of a long stream of pieces of evidence that, when pieced together, give a near certainty that the market has turned and that house prices are just months away at the most from growing again. Interestingly, the annual data for Nationwide shows house price falls now at 11% over the last 12 months whereas in March it was 15% over the prior 12 months.

Even more interesting than that is their data for their last three months which smooths out the monthly imperfections which are the inconsistencies resulting from using small sample sizes.

House prices were only down 0.5% in the last quarter on the Nationwide mortgage approvals data. Annualised, that is a mere 2.01% fall. If you haven't understood our analysis previously, now can you see why around September is our projection of when house prices cease falling on a monthly basis across all of the indices? "

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 08:16AM Report Comment
 

23. new user 2007 said...

Everything will affordable again because the economy will return to above long-term growth trends by the end of the year BUT ALSO interest rates will remain at zero AND toxic asset markets will all come back to life.

Sigh, Best case scenario analysis as ever.

Monday, June 8, 2009 01:29AM Report Comment
 

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