Daily Telegraph: Ben Chapman overclaimed £15,000 on mortgage: MPs expenses

Okay maybe my title is a bit premature however, just imagine the following scene:-
Your honour (MP addressing judge) I will today justify my claim for millions in stress related injuries. On the 18 May 09 I wrote in the Daily Telegraph of my "highly pressured job, with late nights and early mornings". My employer, the tax payer, ignored these warnings. In fact, the tax payer even started to demand justification for my expense further increasing my stress levels! My job starts early (10:00ish) and has many late evenings in the bar! My job has a tiny leave allowance of only four months per annum. Thus I am sure your honour will agree to my small claim of 10,000,0000quid in stress related injuries and a tiny top up of 10,000,000 per annum to my index linked pension fund.