Friday, Feb 27, 2009

Destination planet zorg!

CNBC.COM: Half of Bankers Would Quit UK If Bonuses Capped

Half of British bankers would consider leaving the country if a cap were put on their cash bonuses, a survey showed on Friday.
The poll by jobs website eFinancialCareers.com found that 49 percent of British-based bankers would consider voting with their feet such a limit to their income were introduced. That figure rose to 71 percent among financiers with six to ten years experience.

Posted by eternal sceptic @ 08:09 PM (1325 views) Add Comment

35 Comments

1. Marko said...

Is that a promise?

Friday, February 27, 2009 09:15PM Report Comment
 

2. Gtrjazz said...

Its not a highly skilled job, but is made the preserve of the upper classes by the expensive education requirements needed to be accepted as a fund manager.
I think the majority of the population could do the job if they could over come the old boys network.

Friday, February 27, 2009 09:16PM Report Comment
 

3. happy mondays said...

Half of Bankers Would Quit UK If Bonuses Capped.
Adios amigos!

Friday, February 27, 2009 09:22PM Report Comment
 

4. happy mondays said...

Ps Don't forget your pension..

Friday, February 27, 2009 09:38PM Report Comment
 

5. Pb3 said...

Heh! This reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Homer was off work for a while. Anyway while visiting his workmates consoled him with "Wow Homer - we really had a hard time replacing you!". The next shot was a picture of Homer's work area with a brick in his chair tied to a lever on his control panel :)

Friday, February 27, 2009 09:42PM Report Comment
 

6. Storkney said...

JFDI - please? Then maybe we'll get the more pedestrian types back in charge - good ole Captain Mainwaring et al

Friday, February 27, 2009 09:49PM Report Comment
 

7. japanese uncle said...

Go away and don't come back, never to be missed.

Friday, February 27, 2009 09:49PM Report Comment
 

8. cyril said...

Unfortunately they would only consider leaving. Can we not deport them?

Friday, February 27, 2009 09:54PM Report Comment
 

9. The Baldman said...

Will not be missed plenty of able candidates available-if any one woudl want to be a banker

Friday, February 27, 2009 09:58PM Report Comment
 

10. alan said...

I know what you mean about the old boy network.

My mate is a fund manager, coming out of East London. As you imply, GtrJazz, you don't need to be a maths expert!

Friday, February 27, 2009 10:08PM Report Comment
 

11. quiet guy said...

Oh please! Oh Please! Oh please!

Ergh, I mean sorry to see you go but I think your talents are best employed elsewhere.

I'll carry your bags for you at the airport.

Friday, February 27, 2009 10:10PM Report Comment
 

12. crash bandicoot said...

"If you could tell me of the areas that could harbour those skill sets (of bankers), please let me know—I'll be flying out there."

Let me see, there may be a vacancy for a self-centered ego maniac comming up in North Korea sometime. Unfortunately due to a downturn in the global economy a similar position that used to be available in Iraq has now been made redundant.

Friday, February 27, 2009 10:14PM Report Comment
 

13. peter_2008 said...

quote "If you could tell me of the areas that could harbour those skill sets (of bankers), please let me know—I'll be flying out there." ha!

Friday, February 27, 2009 10:23PM Report Comment
 

14. titaniccaptain said...

Good

Friday, February 27, 2009 10:23PM Report Comment
 

15. Imhal said...

I wonder what each banker has cost the taxpayer in the UK?

Lets see - I make it about a Trillion so far and there are about say a 1000 bankers who are repsonsible so that would make each bankers contribition to our national debt about £1 billion each.

I say they are too expensive to keep in the UK - let them go ruin someone elses economy.

Friday, February 27, 2009 10:30PM Report Comment
 

16. Marvin said...

I wonder whether China would take them...and award then accordingly for their achievements.

Friday, February 27, 2009 10:48PM Report Comment
 

17. mark wadsworth said...

If these people are such great wealth creators, I'm sure that their talents are badly needed in sub-Saharan Africa, for example.

Friday, February 27, 2009 11:19PM Report Comment
 

18. mytimeisnigh said...

Good riddance. Off with his Fred - the Shred.

Friday, February 27, 2009 11:27PM Report Comment
 

19. shining wit said...

In the words of the great Father Jack Hackett: "Drink!", "Feck!", "@rse!", Girls!"

Drink yourselves to death
Feck off and don't come back
@rseholes the lot of yee
Girls........er.......er.....Girls would make better bankers than you'se lot !

Just the headline "Half of Bankers Would Quit UK If Bonuses Capped"

Don't they realise it's a failed industry? Don't they realise they played big boys games and just didn't come up to scratch?

I think they all need lining up against the wall......

Friday, February 27, 2009 11:28PM Report Comment
 

20. mytimeisnigh said...

What I want to know is, if the tax payers are the share holders, who do I write to, to get a copy of my share certificate?

Friday, February 27, 2009 11:30PM Report Comment
 

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22. Cheekie Charlie said...

Although most on this site hold pregidis against "public sector workers", why should any of these bankers earn more than a consultant surgeon in the NHS?

Friday, February 27, 2009 11:57PM Report Comment
 

23. An Bearin Bui said...

Great! Best news I've heard all day. When does the cap on bonuses kick in? Can't wait...

Off you go now bankers, don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out....

Saturday, February 28, 2009 12:04AM Report Comment
 

24. Alan Lubin said...

i'll get the car

Saturday, February 28, 2009 12:30AM Report Comment
 

25. Crunchy said...

15. mytimeisnigh

Your not meant to ask questions like that or why we will pay back real money for printed.

Saturday, February 28, 2009 12:56AM Report Comment
 

26. shining wit said...

"Half of Bankers Would Quit UK If Bonuses Capped"

But like George Dubya, would the be able to find the door?

Bankers, in the words of the great Father Jack Hackett: "Drink!", "Feck!", "@rse!", Girls!"

Drink - they all probably do far too much.
Feck! - If they go more sex maybe they woudln't bugger up their businessses this much!
@rse! - If only they could find their own!
Girls - Well, we won't go their for fear of getting on the wrong side of Polly Toynbee or Germaine Greer!

Saturday, February 28, 2009 04:09AM Report Comment
 

27. Eternal Sceptic said...

Their business model increasingly looks like a huge scam, and they still have the audacity to think they are highly valued, indispensible members of society. If we had a government that was not in bed with them the jails would be overflowing, preferably from the top floors.

Saturday, February 28, 2009 07:43AM Report Comment
 

28. Fly By Night said...

Good. Let them go then.

Saturday, February 28, 2009 08:57AM Report Comment
 

29. wiltshire said...

Why wait? Just f*ck off. Through their greed and incompetence and their greed and their greed and their GREED they've actually managed to 'break' capitalism. Society needs to find a new way to operate, preferably without the (so-called) 'Masters Of The Universe' (ha!).

Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:49AM Report Comment
 

30. another alan said...

Great!

Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:15AM Report Comment
 

31. Steve said...

What arrogance! They should be worried about losing their jobs not their bonuses. If it were not for me and the 30 million other tax payers propping up the companies these incompetent idiots have ruined, they would not have a job. Already, their bonuses should be banned.

Most highly qualified professionals do not even get bonuses and those that do get a small % of their income as a bonus.

Ban the banker's bonus now. If they want to leave the country then they can leave. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Saturday, February 28, 2009 11:45AM Report Comment
 

32. tick tock said...

Most of them are not British anyway, so they'll just be going home really. What on earth does anybody care where they go as long as it isn't here?
It would be nice if the Brits amongst them were actually made to surrender their passports at the airport as they left!

Saturday, February 28, 2009 12:13PM Report Comment
 

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