Friday, Oct 24, 2008
Dedicated to all those bright young thing who think granddad malct is a grumpy old man
News Biscuit: Global financial meltdown averted as drunk points out ‘It's all just made up numbers innit?’
The World’s Financial Crisis was dramatically halted yesterday thanks to the intervention of a drunken man in a pub with an analysis of simplistic logical brilliance that put the markets right back on track. Terence Bould, 43, also known as ‘Tel the Smell’ due to his occupation as a sewage engineer, was returning from the toilets at shortly after 10pm in his local pub in East London when he proclaimed that the current financial meltdown ‘was all a load of boŁ - Łocks anyway – as it’s just made up numbers and {other stuff}.
sorry I thought we all needed some light refreshment - see you down the pub
Posted by malct @ 06:48 PM (397 views) Add Comment
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1. malct said...
bright young thungs
2. theboltonfury said...
i knew you had it in you. I laughed
nice one grump
3. jack c said...
malct - whatever you do, don't draw attention to the bloke below the monopoly money !
4. malct said...
all credit goes to :- handle_it
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14. handle_it said...
http://newsbiscuit.com/article/family-dog-remains-upbeat-despite-economic-downturn-391
Thursday, October 23, 2008 05:44PM
5. malct said...
Hi-jack -- oops
hello jack c - do you mean this one ?
http://newsbiscuit.com/article/bags-under-browns-eyes-sink-to-new-low-383