Tuesday, Jun 24, 2008

Stuart Law, chief executive of Assetz, said: "We are in a period of weakness, not a crash

onlyfinance.com: House prices appear to be falling

House prices in the UK, grew by 0.3 per cent during the year to May 2008, but this signalled a decline in the annual growth rate recorded in April 2008 of 1.7 per cent, according to property investment firm, Assetz.

Posted by housebear @ 09:34 PM (559 views) Add Comment

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2. drewster said...

He's like Monty Python's black night....

One arm chopped off: "Tis but a scratch!""A scratch? Your arm's off!""I've had worse."
Both arms chopped off: "Just a flesh wound"
Both arms and one leg: "I'm invincible! The Black Knight always triumphs!"
All limbs chopped off: "Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw."

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 10:43PM Report Comment
 

3. Peter Anton said...

Ah yes - our good friend Stuart Law again - CEO of Assetz, a company shortly to go into administration according to the rumour mills.

I see a brilliant future for young Stuart in the northern working men's clubs - as a hilarious comedy act.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 10:47PM Report Comment
 

4. crash bandicoot said...

I know it's late (for me) but I don't understand this. Prices are up even though they are falling? Up 0.3% during the year, with a 1.7% reduction in the annual growth rate. Surely a reduction in the annual growth rate still ends up with growth? If prices are falling there needs to be a minus sign somewhere.

Perhaps there has been an inversion in the annual capital appreciation yield index, but there's no point worrying your pretty heads with that, just buy some more housez and we'll all be OK (subject to termz and conditionz).

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 10:59PM Report Comment
 

5. new user 2007 said...

Drewster...

excellent:)

I was thinking of someway of wrting about how truly pitiful and pathetic his views look while he refuses to give in. Your words sum him up.

Crash...

the fact is that anyone who bought since September 2007 has lost money between then and now. He can twist the facts anyway he likes. The key thing is that even the other VIs think he is an idiot.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 11:02PM Report Comment
 

6. str 2007 said...

Crash Bandicot

''inversion in the annual capital appreciation yield index''

LOL, I like this, I'll use it at this summers barberques, when the subject comes up, so as not to upset people.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 11:31PM Report Comment
 

7. titaniccaptain said...

P#ssing myself laughing......Well said

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 11:56PM Report Comment
 

8. titaniccaptain said...

That was at Drewster

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 11:57PM Report Comment
 

9. Yerhavingalaugh said...

Just been tonight to see Spamalot. First class Drewster.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 12:37AM Report Comment
 

10. wiltshire said...

Yes Drewster, that's perfect.

Stuart Laws is classic. So far I think he's still got all his limbs (maybe that first arm is half severed) but already his comments are getting more and more desperate - "Demand has not gone away, buyers still want to purchase a home, but they are waiting for improved deposit requirements." True but what Mr Laws will find is their deposit will increase monthly as house prices plummet, not that banks will suddenly start lending them ridiculous sums again.

Someone should find a way to catalogue Laws comments as this period of weakness unfolds..... He's the new Iraqi Information Minister.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 12:37AM Report Comment
 

11. yorkshireman said...

"I am not drowning, just waving" - Stuart Law 24th June 2008

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 12:43AM Report Comment
 

12. nopensionnohouse said...

What a plonker “Demand has not gone away, buyers still want to purchase a home, but they are waiting for improved deposit requirements."

Yeah, and I still want a million quid Bugatti Veyron. Doez that mean I haz pent up demand and all I haz to do iz wait for improved depozit requirementz?

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 09:00AM Report Comment
 

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